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Full Name: Lauren Eilleen Resnick
Nickname:skank,slut,sen0rita kitty, mom-only dara, and lover muffin
Birthday: May 12
Height: like 5'7
Eye Color: hazel
Natural Hair Color: dirty blonde
Actual Hair Color: dirty blonde/brown
School: garfield
Nationality: we're all american.. and polish, and russian, and irish.. yea
Zodiac sign: taurus
Shoe size: i can go from an 8-10
Pets: popo-old dog, lintball moses-hamster
Status: antonio,my lover and senor pinky - 7/20 9 months today :)
Location: the great massachusetts
Lefty/righty: righty.. its my cock hand :)
Glasses:no.i wish, dont ask
Braces:of course
-Girls fill this out about the guys-
First thing you look at:crotch
Boxers or Briefs: boxers
Older or Younger: older
Hair long or short: mohawk..shaggy, or just plain cut
Rugged or Pretty Boy:rough and rugged
Tall or Short: tall
Dark or Light Hair:really doesnt matter.. only if they like it rough..
Piercings: of course
-Preferences-
Coke or Pepsi: coke pimp
Mars bar or Milky Way: Milky Way
Tootsie roll pop or Blow pop: Blow pop
Rainy or Shiny Day: rainy day
Ice-cream or layer cake: Ice Cream..mm
Movie Theater or Rent: rent, of course..
Wake up early or Go to bed late: LATER
Red or Green apples: green
Devils or Rangers: not a hockey fan
BSB or NSYNC: heh..if i really had to choose, oldschool bsb
Pants or Shorts: pants, of course.. or of course "duckies" hehe gege.
Short or Long skirt:short. im a skank
Bath or Shower: bath..with bubbles
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate cuz fat kids are sexy
Black and White or Color: b & w ..it sets a mood
Hot or Cold: very hot
Winter or summer: neither.i hate the seasons
Sing or Dance: dance..7 years of hardcore dance/hell yes
Ocean or pool: pool
Pool or Hot Tub: HOT TUB!nice, hot, tiny, and ROUGH
Sunrise or Sunset: sunset
Ski or Board: board
Love or Lust: lust...i love teasing
Hard or Soft: very hard.. tony
Cats or Dogs: kittyyy
Read or Write: both.i love reading, and i love writing
Kiss or Hug: kiss.. nice and out there
Night or Day: Night..more secrecy
Roller Coaster fun or scary: fun.. extrememly
One or Two Pillows: depends
Dog or Cat: a little repeatitive,huh?
Rich and Unhappy or Poor and Happy: Happy and Rich..hehe, what gege said
Finger or Toe: feet are hot
CD or Tape: CD..im newschool
Pen or Pencil: pencil
Money or fame: um..odd, money
Winter or Summer: ..yet again
Snow or ice: Snow
Billy Madison, Waterboy, or Little Niki: billy madison's hot
7up or Sprite: Sprite..now that i think of it, they're both gross
Blue toilet paper or white: blue baby,cuz im gangsta like that
Looks or personality: personality..and penis ;)
- Have you ever (feel free to share stories).... -
Been in love:i am
Gotten arrested: Not that i recall
Cried in a movie: yea, of course.
Wanted to hook up with a friend: like you wouldnt imagine
Taken Drugs: nope
Skipped School: depends what you call skipping
Went to a Concert: Yea.well.no. if barneys allowed in this section.. yea, and saves the day
Peed your bed: yea, istill do. cuz im a cool cat
Been on the beach at night: Yea.and got in trouble for being on a lifeguard post.
Ran around outside naked: hehe.my kind of question..but no
Done something and not remembered it the next day: sometimes
Stayed at home for no reason: theres a reason for everything..
Watched porn:hehe.. too many times to count..
Gone skinny dipping:yea, kind of
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell: no.. i dont swear not to tell
Stolen something: not purposely
Met someone famous: chris connelly!!!
Been on the radio or television: hm..yea, the gangsta channel 11 or 8..school singing
Intentionally hurt another person:all the time
Ate paste: nope.and i dont plan on it
Stepped on a nail: yea.. and trust me, it hurts
Walked barefoot in the snow: yes, and cried really, really hard..
Had a pen explode in your mouth: no. i dont bite too hard ;)
Made up a word without realizing it: hmm..i mightve
Had sex: thats for me to know, and for you to NEVER EVER EVER find out.. nah..im a proud virgin
Drank: Yea.i drink all the time.. i mean dude, how do you expect me to live
Been drunk: no, and i never want to
Smoked:nope.. but i get too much second-hand smoke
Been High:..high. no
Broken a bone: nope
Shoplifted: nope.. you're repeating yourself again
Pissed behind a bush:i mightve
Done something so outrageously stupid: like right now?
Purposely gotten in trouble but you didn't care because it was worth it: im innocent..
Stayed online for more than 3 hours: hah.that was a stupid ?
Done something "interesting" while playing truth or dare:thats for kids..yes :)
Egged a house/ mailbox.. or person?: ..why would you egg a mailbox?<-- goin with gege again
Been so lazy that you watched infomercials on TV because you couldn't reach the remote: not because i couldnt reach the remote, its just cuz they;re pretty interesting when you are half asleep
Prank called someone:one thing tat i wont do
Been pregnant: errr..no
-Do you ever-
Watch the Home Shopping Network:yes
Stand in front of the mirror and look at yourself for a prolonged period of time: yes
Listen to the Backstreet Boys: yes
Dream: stupid question
Start fights: yea, its my purpose in life
Wish you were someone: i wish i was noone?
Feel like you're lost: no..im in my house
Feel worthless: sometimes
Complain: all the time
-Do you like-
Bugs:yes
Surprises: mhm
Company: NO..only close friends
Family: on an doff
New things: Depends
-When was the last time you...
Cried:i cant remember, soon enough tho
Wore a skirt: like.. last week
Been sarcastic: probably an hour ago
Fought w/ your parents: my dads sleeping and my moms lazy.. theres nothing to fight about
Wished upon a star: never have, probably never will.. stars are sexy, but theyre arent hopeful
Laughed until you cried: hehe.. either today with gennara's poems, justin's conversation.. or.. when i think i randomly said something like 2 weeks ago to tony
Made a fool of yourself:im used to it
-Random Questions-
Were you named after anyone: my dad's mom laureen and my moms mom eilleen
Do you wish on stars: GOD FUCKING REPEATATIVE
Which finger is your favorite: my thumb
If you were making a movie about yourself, would you play you: mhm
Do you like your handwriting: i write like a man
What is the 1st priority in your life:love and wisdom
What is your favorite lunchmeat: deli turkey and mustard
Any bad habits:porn..not necesarilly bad, just too much
What store would you never be caught dead in:motherhood, that maternity store. ugh
If you were another person, would you be friends with you: yea
Are you a daredevil: depends
Do you follow or lead: depends on the subject
Do you pray: at certain times
Are you passive or aggressive: aggressive if anything
Do you trust others easily:no
What was your favorite toy as a child:..my plastic bath turtle, or my medical kit..or my yamogachi
What class in school do you think was totally useless: discrete math. god dammit
Do you have a journal: OBVIOUSLY..not undigital tho
Do you like sarcasm: mhmh :)
What is your name spelled backwards:nerual ..kinda looks like neutral
If you could steal anyone's name, whose would it be:id probably want carmen electra..dont know why.. just do
What do your favorite pair of socks look like: my pair with pink hearts with a gray ourline.. or my plaid ankle socks
Do you wash your face: no.im a dirty s.o.b. of course
Are you fond of ducks:JOSHIE!!I LOVE DUCKIES..and lesbian porn
Do spoons make you smile: hehe. they actually do , thats strange
What's the weirdest thing in your wallet/purse: some purfume sample i got at pac sun.<-- go gege.. our cologne sample!..i dont have a purse, but if i did, it'd probably be a random tampon or pic of tony
When life gives you lemons, what do you do with them:stick them up my butt
If you could change any one thing about yourself what would it be: probably all the marks on my body, id like refresh my skin to normal and smooth
Do you have a special someone: yes, my friend fred.. and my love tony
If so who: TONY
If not, do u have a crush: ..of course
If so, who:n.o.y.b.
Who is the prettiest/hottest person you know:seriously.. its probably tony with his baby blue eyes
Do you like to eat hot pockets: i love em
If so, what kind: brocolli and chicken and cheese
Do you watch a lot of tv: usuallly on weekends
What is your favorite show:that new i want a famous face show, forensic files, malcolm in the middle, real sex, shock video, and the simpsons
-If you were stranded on a desert island:-
Who's the one person you would want to be stuck with:..antonio
If you could bring 5 people who would they be:tony..dara..sam..tom (pineapple pizza).. and
What 3 CDs would you bring: hm.idk..my disney 1, i know that much.. and probably SOAD and brandnew..and saves the day slipped between the cds
What 3 things would you bring:typewriter (including ink and infinitive amounts of paper)..lingerie, and booklet of all the porn in the world, including video clips
Do you believe in deja vu: yes
-Food Questions-
Do you like fish sticks: yuck.
If so, do you prefer them crunchy or soggy: crunchy
Have you ever put something into someone else's food: not that i can think of
Ever set off a smoke alarm while cooking:plenty of times
-FAVORITES-
Primary Color: purple
Emotion: crying
Time of day to eat: 1:01,1:02,1:03,1:04.......shall i continue?
Time of day to eat cookies: right before dinner
Shape of sponge: Spongy<--yet again
Book from your childhood:the trumpet of the swan
Coloring utensil: crayons that had a sharpener in the back of the box.. or those packs of 75 tiny colored pencils, yet again with a sharpener on the back
Food: boneless buffalo wing...her ideas rock
Drink: shirley temple..strawberry daquiri, or chocolate icecream in a strawberry float
Color: repeatative.
Snack: cant choose.im too fat
Dessert: tony ;)
Animal: kitties
Holiday:halloween..and the day after it ;)
Sports: baseball, hockey looks fun, and tap.if its a sport
Store:spencers..7/11..disney
School Subject: ELA or algebra 1
Cereal:honeycombs or raisin bran
Book: stephen king's desperation or the regulators
Flowers:red, red roses
Vegetable: carrots
Seasons: winter
Day: saturday
Actor: ewan mcgregor
Band/Group/Singer:saves the day
Cartoon Character: bart
Tv show:repeat
Place to vacation that you've actually been: cancun,or bahamas
Electronic device: playstation 2
Website(s): newgrounds.com, sublimedirectory.com, and ten.com
Movie: moulin rogue,goofy movie, beauty and the beast, lilo and stitch,the punisher
Number: 21
Pro basketball team:not a big sports person
Pro baseball team: ...
Pro football team: ...
-WHAT COMES TO UR MIND WHEN U HEAR-
Money: green
Prostitution: :-D big smilee
Gum: strawberry
Blue: era
Porn: Where, where?<-- gege took the words right out of my mouth
Frogs: penis
The X-Files: penis
Red: big red
Candy:penis
Weird: .that tv show with that weird girl
Santa: PENIS
Hanson: mullets haha<-- mwhaha
Duck: josh!
Rainbows: penisss
-Yes or No-
Do you believe in love at first sight: yes
Get married: Yes
Do you want kids: Yes
~how many? 2 ..boy and girl
Do you like anyone at the present time: i love someone
Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork: no?
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: sometimes
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: usualtjkfjkldly... ;)
Do you like sleeping: haha.. YES
Do u have anything peirced?: my ears.. and gauged.but no other ones.. just waiting
Do you pluck your eyebrows: owch. im a pussy, and no
-Family...-
Who are your siblings: nicholas, katie, and sarah
What are their ages:7-nick, katie-18, sarah-20
How old are your parents: 37 and 38 i think
Do you get along with your parents: no, not usually, but when we do , we're really close and stuff
Do you have any favorite cousins? no.. i dont have any fondness over any of my cousins
Do you have any pets: dog,and hampster..now i kno you already asked this question
Who of your family lives the furthest away: my aunt and uncle on my moms side in Cali
Are your parents together or divorced: Together..on the verge of splitting
Do you have any steps, halfs, whole siblings: both of my sisters are steps.. or halfs.. idk, they confuse me..they have different dads, but not married dads like that or nething
In your family who are you closest to: probably my brother, that little pervert
Do you associate with other relatives: usually my grandad
-More Stuff....-
Do you like your belly: no.
What is your favorite topping on ice cream: hot fudge or nerds
How often do you brush your teeth: usually once
Nickname:skank,slut,sen0rita kitty, mom-only dara, and lover muffin
Birthday: May 12
Height: like 5'7
Eye Color: hazel
Natural Hair Color: dirty blonde
Actual Hair Color: dirty blonde/brown
School: garfield
Nationality: we're all american.. and polish, and russian, and irish.. yea
Zodiac sign: taurus
Shoe size: i can go from an 8-10
Pets: popo-old dog, lintball moses-hamster
Status: antonio,my lover and senor pinky - 7/20 9 months today :)
Location: the great massachusetts
Lefty/righty: righty.. its my cock hand :)
Glasses:no.i wish, dont ask
Braces:of course
-Girls fill this out about the guys-
First thing you look at:crotch
Boxers or Briefs: boxers
Older or Younger: older
Hair long or short: mohawk..shaggy, or just plain cut
Rugged or Pretty Boy:rough and rugged
Tall or Short: tall
Dark or Light Hair:really doesnt matter.. only if they like it rough..
Piercings: of course
-Preferences-
Coke or Pepsi: coke pimp
Mars bar or Milky Way: Milky Way
Tootsie roll pop or Blow pop: Blow pop
Rainy or Shiny Day: rainy day
Ice-cream or layer cake: Ice Cream..mm
Movie Theater or Rent: rent, of course..
Wake up early or Go to bed late: LATER
Red or Green apples: green
Devils or Rangers: not a hockey fan
BSB or NSYNC: heh..if i really had to choose, oldschool bsb
Pants or Shorts: pants, of course.. or of course "duckies" hehe gege.
Short or Long skirt:short. im a skank
Bath or Shower: bath..with bubbles
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate cuz fat kids are sexy
Black and White or Color: b & w ..it sets a mood
Hot or Cold: very hot
Winter or summer: neither.i hate the seasons
Sing or Dance: dance..7 years of hardcore dance/hell yes
Ocean or pool: pool
Pool or Hot Tub: HOT TUB!nice, hot, tiny, and ROUGH
Sunrise or Sunset: sunset
Ski or Board: board
Love or Lust: lust...i love teasing
Hard or Soft: very hard.. tony
Cats or Dogs: kittyyy
Read or Write: both.i love reading, and i love writing
Kiss or Hug: kiss.. nice and out there
Night or Day: Night..more secrecy
Roller Coaster fun or scary: fun.. extrememly
One or Two Pillows: depends
Dog or Cat: a little repeatitive,huh?
Rich and Unhappy or Poor and Happy: Happy and Rich..hehe, what gege said
Finger or Toe: feet are hot
CD or Tape: CD..im newschool
Pen or Pencil: pencil
Money or fame: um..odd, money
Winter or Summer: ..yet again
Snow or ice: Snow
Billy Madison, Waterboy, or Little Niki: billy madison's hot
7up or Sprite: Sprite..now that i think of it, they're both gross
Blue toilet paper or white: blue baby,cuz im gangsta like that
Looks or personality: personality..and penis ;)
- Have you ever (feel free to share stories).... -
Been in love:i am
Gotten arrested: Not that i recall
Cried in a movie: yea, of course.
Wanted to hook up with a friend: like you wouldnt imagine
Taken Drugs: nope
Skipped School: depends what you call skipping
Went to a Concert: Yea.well.no. if barneys allowed in this section.. yea, and saves the day
Peed your bed: yea, istill do. cuz im a cool cat
Been on the beach at night: Yea.and got in trouble for being on a lifeguard post.
Ran around outside naked: hehe.my kind of question..but no
Done something and not remembered it the next day: sometimes
Stayed at home for no reason: theres a reason for everything..
Watched porn:hehe.. too many times to count..
Gone skinny dipping:yea, kind of
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell: no.. i dont swear not to tell
Stolen something: not purposely
Met someone famous: chris connelly!!!
Been on the radio or television: hm..yea, the gangsta channel 11 or 8..school singing
Intentionally hurt another person:all the time
Ate paste: nope.and i dont plan on it
Stepped on a nail: yea.. and trust me, it hurts
Walked barefoot in the snow: yes, and cried really, really hard..
Had a pen explode in your mouth: no. i dont bite too hard ;)
Made up a word without realizing it: hmm..i mightve
Had sex: thats for me to know, and for you to NEVER EVER EVER find out.. nah..im a proud virgin
Drank: Yea.i drink all the time.. i mean dude, how do you expect me to live
Been drunk: no, and i never want to
Smoked:nope.. but i get too much second-hand smoke
Been High:..high. no
Broken a bone: nope
Shoplifted: nope.. you're repeating yourself again
Pissed behind a bush:i mightve
Done something so outrageously stupid: like right now?
Purposely gotten in trouble but you didn't care because it was worth it: im innocent..
Stayed online for more than 3 hours: hah.that was a stupid ?
Done something "interesting" while playing truth or dare:thats for kids..yes :)
Egged a house/ mailbox.. or person?: ..why would you egg a mailbox?<-- goin with gege again
Been so lazy that you watched infomercials on TV because you couldn't reach the remote: not because i couldnt reach the remote, its just cuz they;re pretty interesting when you are half asleep
Prank called someone:one thing tat i wont do
Been pregnant: errr..no
-Do you ever-
Watch the Home Shopping Network:yes
Stand in front of the mirror and look at yourself for a prolonged period of time: yes
Listen to the Backstreet Boys: yes
Dream: stupid question
Start fights: yea, its my purpose in life
Wish you were someone: i wish i was noone?
Feel like you're lost: no..im in my house
Feel worthless: sometimes
Complain: all the time
-Do you like-
Bugs:yes
Surprises: mhm
Company: NO..only close friends
Family: on an doff
New things: Depends
-When was the last time you...
Cried:i cant remember, soon enough tho
Wore a skirt: like.. last week
Been sarcastic: probably an hour ago
Fought w/ your parents: my dads sleeping and my moms lazy.. theres nothing to fight about
Wished upon a star: never have, probably never will.. stars are sexy, but theyre arent hopeful
Laughed until you cried: hehe.. either today with gennara's poems, justin's conversation.. or.. when i think i randomly said something like 2 weeks ago to tony
Made a fool of yourself:im used to it
-Random Questions-
Were you named after anyone: my dad's mom laureen and my moms mom eilleen
Do you wish on stars: GOD FUCKING REPEATATIVE
Which finger is your favorite: my thumb
If you were making a movie about yourself, would you play you: mhm
Do you like your handwriting: i write like a man
What is the 1st priority in your life:love and wisdom
What is your favorite lunchmeat: deli turkey and mustard
Any bad habits:porn..not necesarilly bad, just too much
What store would you never be caught dead in:motherhood, that maternity store. ugh
If you were another person, would you be friends with you: yea
Are you a daredevil: depends
Do you follow or lead: depends on the subject
Do you pray: at certain times
Are you passive or aggressive: aggressive if anything
Do you trust others easily:no
What was your favorite toy as a child:..my plastic bath turtle, or my medical kit..or my yamogachi
What class in school do you think was totally useless: discrete math. god dammit
Do you have a journal: OBVIOUSLY..not undigital tho
Do you like sarcasm: mhmh :)
What is your name spelled backwards:nerual ..kinda looks like neutral
If you could steal anyone's name, whose would it be:id probably want carmen electra..dont know why.. just do
What do your favorite pair of socks look like: my pair with pink hearts with a gray ourline.. or my plaid ankle socks
Do you wash your face: no.im a dirty s.o.b. of course
Are you fond of ducks:JOSHIE!!I LOVE DUCKIES..and lesbian porn
Do spoons make you smile: hehe. they actually do , thats strange
What's the weirdest thing in your wallet/purse: some purfume sample i got at pac sun.<-- go gege.. our cologne sample!..i dont have a purse, but if i did, it'd probably be a random tampon or pic of tony
When life gives you lemons, what do you do with them:stick them up my butt
If you could change any one thing about yourself what would it be: probably all the marks on my body, id like refresh my skin to normal and smooth
Do you have a special someone: yes, my friend fred.. and my love tony
If so who: TONY
If not, do u have a crush: ..of course
If so, who:n.o.y.b.
Who is the prettiest/hottest person you know:seriously.. its probably tony with his baby blue eyes
Do you like to eat hot pockets: i love em
If so, what kind: brocolli and chicken and cheese
Do you watch a lot of tv: usuallly on weekends
What is your favorite show:that new i want a famous face show, forensic files, malcolm in the middle, real sex, shock video, and the simpsons
-If you were stranded on a desert island:-
Who's the one person you would want to be stuck with:..antonio
If you could bring 5 people who would they be:tony..dara..sam..tom (pineapple pizza).. and
What 3 CDs would you bring: hm.idk..my disney 1, i know that much.. and probably SOAD and brandnew..and saves the day slipped between the cds
What 3 things would you bring:typewriter (including ink and infinitive amounts of paper)..lingerie, and booklet of all the porn in the world, including video clips
Do you believe in deja vu: yes
-Food Questions-
Do you like fish sticks: yuck.
If so, do you prefer them crunchy or soggy: crunchy
Have you ever put something into someone else's food: not that i can think of
Ever set off a smoke alarm while cooking:plenty of times
-FAVORITES-
Primary Color: purple
Emotion: crying
Time of day to eat: 1:01,1:02,1:03,1:04.......shall i continue?
Time of day to eat cookies: right before dinner
Shape of sponge: Spongy<--yet again
Book from your childhood:the trumpet of the swan
Coloring utensil: crayons that had a sharpener in the back of the box.. or those packs of 75 tiny colored pencils, yet again with a sharpener on the back
Food: boneless buffalo wing...her ideas rock
Drink: shirley temple..strawberry daquiri, or chocolate icecream in a strawberry float
Color: repeatative.
Snack: cant choose.im too fat
Dessert: tony ;)
Animal: kitties
Holiday:halloween..and the day after it ;)
Sports: baseball, hockey looks fun, and tap.if its a sport
Store:spencers..7/11..disney
School Subject: ELA or algebra 1
Cereal:honeycombs or raisin bran
Book: stephen king's desperation or the regulators
Flowers:red, red roses
Vegetable: carrots
Seasons: winter
Day: saturday
Actor: ewan mcgregor
Band/Group/Singer:saves the day
Cartoon Character: bart
Tv show:repeat
Place to vacation that you've actually been: cancun,or bahamas
Electronic device: playstation 2
Website(s): newgrounds.com, sublimedirectory.com, and ten.com
Movie: moulin rogue,goofy movie, beauty and the beast, lilo and stitch,the punisher
Number: 21
Pro basketball team:not a big sports person
Pro baseball team: ...
Pro football team: ...
-WHAT COMES TO UR MIND WHEN U HEAR-
Money: green
Prostitution: :-D big smilee
Gum: strawberry
Blue: era
Porn: Where, where?<-- gege took the words right out of my mouth
Frogs: penis
The X-Files: penis
Red: big red
Candy:penis
Weird: .that tv show with that weird girl
Santa: PENIS
Hanson: mullets haha<-- mwhaha
Duck: josh!
Rainbows: penisss
-Yes or No-
Do you believe in love at first sight: yes
Get married: Yes
Do you want kids: Yes
~how many? 2 ..boy and girl
Do you like anyone at the present time: i love someone
Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork: no?
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: sometimes
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: usualtjkfjkldly... ;)
Do you like sleeping: haha.. YES
Do u have anything peirced?: my ears.. and gauged.but no other ones.. just waiting
Do you pluck your eyebrows: owch. im a pussy, and no
-Family...-
Who are your siblings: nicholas, katie, and sarah
What are their ages:7-nick, katie-18, sarah-20
How old are your parents: 37 and 38 i think
Do you get along with your parents: no, not usually, but when we do , we're really close and stuff
Do you have any favorite cousins? no.. i dont have any fondness over any of my cousins
Do you have any pets: dog,and hampster..now i kno you already asked this question
Who of your family lives the furthest away: my aunt and uncle on my moms side in Cali
Are your parents together or divorced: Together..on the verge of splitting
Do you have any steps, halfs, whole siblings: both of my sisters are steps.. or halfs.. idk, they confuse me..they have different dads, but not married dads like that or nething
In your family who are you closest to: probably my brother, that little pervert
Do you associate with other relatives: usually my grandad
-More Stuff....-
Do you like your belly: no.
What is your favorite topping on ice cream: hot fudge or nerds
How often do you brush your teeth: usually once