Just because this was amusing...

[semperverenda]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, semperverenda sent to me...

Twelve lakuras drumming
Eleven nausikaa2s piping
Ten smockgirls a-leaping
Nine vriishnaks dancing
Eight books a-milking
Seven shoes a-swimming
Six movies a-writing
Five sa-a-a-ass
Four video games
Three super heroes
Two veronica mars
...and a cross-stitch in a mythology.