the boring but yet intriguing life of me

Nov 23, 2004 20:02

So, I was sick this morning... I hardly had a voice. I hope I have one tomorrow for my speech in English. That stupid PLAN test was mad hard. But all is good, I guess.
Kelsey still hasn't e-mailed me yet...but Melissa sent me a foward that had her new e-mail address (that I guess she forgot to tell me about) and I sent it there, maybe she'll get it then. I don't know. It has me really worried.
One Tree Hill isn't on tonight, that pisses me off! How dare they take my show away from me??!! GRRRR! it makes me so mad!
Amy and I were talking, her mom wants her to go to the dance real bad I told her she could hang with us. She seems excited, I think she wanted to be told to go so she would have an excuse to go. I am glad she is going. I think istead of going out to eat, her mom is going to cook hambugers and hot dogs at her house. It sounds so much better (and so much cheaper) than eating out. This means, I won't have to put up with Jennifer complaining about going to Logan's steakhouse. I am really excited.
I cleaned my room from top to bottom this evening...well, not top to bottom, but pretty well.
I am not looking foward to work and dance tomorrow. I love it, but I just want to go home. I am so glad that we have thanksgiving break. I need to catch up on some ZZZss. Speaking of Thanksgiving I have a joke...

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

I thought that was funny! Well, have a good night! LATER FOLKS!
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