Not addicted to just crack...
-NEW FLASH-
This bulletin just in. Mrs.Strati is hooked on webflash stuff. She thinks the Numa Numa Dance (http://uploads.ungrounded.net/206000/206373_numanuma.swf) is the funniest thing ever, and was greatly amused by Banana Phone (http://www.ghostalmedia.com/banana/) as well. This, my friends and collegues, is an EPIDEMIC OF EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS. Just that fact the Mrs. Strati heard about them should be enough to send you running to the safety of your bed, cowering under your sheets. BUT WAIT, it gets worse.
-Dramatic Pause-
She actually LIKED them. Just when you thought things could not be more terrible, they are. The internet entertainment media that is many a teenagers life has actually overflowed into our schoolyard society. The Numa Numa Dance has even been able to get a few-second clip on CNN. Instead of telling how many babies died from some obscure disease, or how some murderer that no one really cares about is going to be killed, or some home-remodeling diva has just been released from prison, they saw fit to waste seconds of your life watching clips from a pointless lip-syncing fat kid. If you're going to waste your life watching him, at least watch the whole thing. 10 times.
-This on-the-spot reporting brought to you by T.D. Just like those people who get as close to the hurricanes as possible. Yes, it is raining, and yes, it is very windy. I really needed a reporterto tell me that.-
This bulletin just in. Mrs.Strati is hooked on webflash stuff. She thinks the Numa Numa Dance (http://uploads.ungrounded.net/206000/206373_numanuma.swf) is the funniest thing ever, and was greatly amused by Banana Phone (http://www.ghostalmedia.com/banana/) as well. This, my friends and collegues, is an EPIDEMIC OF EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS. Just that fact the Mrs. Strati heard about them should be enough to send you running to the safety of your bed, cowering under your sheets. BUT WAIT, it gets worse.
-Dramatic Pause-
She actually LIKED them. Just when you thought things could not be more terrible, they are. The internet entertainment media that is many a teenagers life has actually overflowed into our schoolyard society. The Numa Numa Dance has even been able to get a few-second clip on CNN. Instead of telling how many babies died from some obscure disease, or how some murderer that no one really cares about is going to be killed, or some home-remodeling diva has just been released from prison, they saw fit to waste seconds of your life watching clips from a pointless lip-syncing fat kid. If you're going to waste your life watching him, at least watch the whole thing. 10 times.
-This on-the-spot reporting brought to you by T.D. Just like those people who get as close to the hurricanes as possible. Yes, it is raining, and yes, it is very windy. I really needed a reporterto tell me that.-