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Jun 14, 2010 22:08

BEEN WORKING MY WAY STEADILY THROUGH CRISIS CORE and I am getting the sense that I am doing shit in the wrong order but the main plot is plowing on anyhow so I suppose that is ok. It took me seriously until like halfway through chapter four to figure out how to do missions, and then about a chapter after that to figure out I could go out and, like, explore Midgar if I wanted to. Oops :x

More hilarious n00by reactions:
• I keep getting distracted by irrelevant things during battles, such as "why is there a shiny yellow banana floating over Zack's head?" (it was a phoenix down, I'd used it by accident) or "what the fuck is this strange flock of bouncy oversize neon-orange tennis balls that I'm supposed to be fighting here?" (still haven't figured that one out, but at least they die easily enough).
• I find myself completely unable to tack Gacktnesis seriously, because everytime he gets a closeup or starts talking, I expect everyone to act out the Vanilla vid or something, which is hilarious no matter who else is in the scene because half of the characters would be terribly, terribly out of place, while the other half would perhaps blend in a little too well.
• Sephiroth appears to be wearing a crapton of mascara at all times.
• I just met Cloud, and was astonished to find that he is kind of lavender--no, seriously, his complexion is just faintly purple and it briefly made me wonder if he might have a bit of smurf in his lineage or something. Or possibly it's just because he was standing next to Zack and Tseng, who are both apparently fairly tan, although I hadn't noticed before that.
• At one point some dude running from a monster on the street gave Zack a pearl necklace. I could not stop laughing because I am just that mature.

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