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This is the unmarred version of couch wound. It's not the one that one, but I think it is by far the better of the two. Well, whatever.
Couch wound
The unnatural glow scorches the edges of his mind. Bob Barkers voice cannons the audience. He hurls his boot at the television, but it seems to be invulnerable to his weapons. The power goes out and he shakes himself awake, but it's only seconds after he starts dancing that he realizes he's still on the couch. It must have been something he saw on T.V.
Couch wound
The unnatural glow scorches the edges of his mind. Bob Barkers voice cannons the audience. He hurls his boot at the television, but it seems to be invulnerable to his weapons. The power goes out and he shakes himself awake, but it's only seconds after he starts dancing that he realizes he's still on the couch. It must have been something he saw on T.V.