my day at the office by myself
today i woke up to birds singing and chippings and i was happy. you see, today was the day i get to run office myself and i think that i could really prove myself to boss. he think i just in it for the money and i am. i mean, do i really care about the goings on in the blinds trade? answer: yes. you see the blinds starts in africa where native blinds are sold into bondage by other blinds. these blinds then go to the caribbean to be stripped of they pride and morals and decency and clothes. they learn how to work and go up and down properly. then they are sent to the americans where they are put on store shelves and sold to dudes who use them as concubines and also use them to block sun rays. but back to being at the office. i answer the phone myself, i fax memo myself, i also accept mail from mail master myself, also i jerk off my boss myself even though he wasn't here today. I guess you can say... oop, my boss here... BYE!