a funtime surveytime for sleepytime campers
A Surveytastical Survey courtesy of The Morbytron.
Favorites
1. gum: i hate gum
2. restaurant: any one of the fine mcdonald's establishments in the neighborhood
3. drink: choco's (slang for chocolate milk)
4. season: winter
5. type of weather: rain i like and i like snow
6. emotion: depression?
7. what to do on a half day: video games
9. sport: footballing it up on madden 06
10. city: i like phoenix, az more than most places i've been to.
11. store: CIRCUIT CITY
_______When was the last time you_______
12. cried: pssh, every fucking night.
13. played a sport: before the hurricane...basketballz
14. laughed: watching south park with donad
15. hugged someone: oh shit, do hugs exist anymore?
16. kissed someone: like a million billion years ago!
17. felt depressed: always
18. felt overworked: i am a machine incapable of overworking
19. faked sick: ...haven't done that since 9th grade, i think
20. lied: haha, daily
_______What was the last_______
21. words you said: "where are you going, bell, you fat slob?"
22. thing you ate: checker's hahaha
23. song you listened to: casiotone for the painfully alone - beeline
24. thing you drank: milk
25. place you went to: sonny's house to let ki'-ki' out
26. movie you saw: dennis the menace haha
27. movie you rented: gunner palace? hahahaaaa
_______Who was the last person you_______
28. hugged: probably my mom?
29. cried over: fuck you, being all personal and shit
30. kissed: haha, no way
31. danced with: sonny, we create dance moves all the time because we're gay
32. shared a secret with: i don't share secrets
33. had a sleepover with: sonny, LOL, it wuz tite
34. called: i haven't used a phone in ages
35. went to a movie with: haven't been to a movie in ages
36. saw: my mom
37. were angry with: probably my parents
38. couldn't take your eyes off of: anyone with a facial disorder
39. obsessed over: heeeheeee
_______Have you ever_______
40. danced in the rain: no, thats gay, i'm a heterosexual...but actually, maybe i have?
41. kissed someone: what kind of dumb question is that? of course i haven't. ;-p
42. smoked: yessir
43. drank alcohol: mmhmm
46. gone too far on a dare: there is no 'too far' on a dare
47. spun until you were immensely dizzy: who hasn't
48. taken a survey quite like this before: there's a million like them, and i will never stop until i answer them all with an assortment of joke answers and serious ones
_______My life_______
49. name: chuckie
50. gender: male
51. birthday: dec. 10, 1983
53. nationality: americanish with dumb descent
54. occupation: female body inspector HO HO HOOOO (raise roof)
_______Play_______
55. i'm feeling: bored
56. i'm listening to: casiotone for the painfully alone in between bursts of silence
57. i'm doing: a survey (this one, to be exact)
58. i'm talking to: the amazing ms. morby
59. i'm craving: SOFT candy
60. i'm thinking of: what the hell i'm going to do
61. i'm hating: black people, as always :D
_______Love_______
62. love is: a man-made myth.
63. my first love: was myself.
64. my current love: dinosaurs and folklore
65. love or lust: love pwns lust, if only love were attainable and real.
66. best love song: probably one of the many beautiful touching BOYZ II MEN songs ...or maybe an ALL 4 ONE song?
68. when love hurts: i want to stab myself in the eye with a dull fork.
69. is there such thing as love at first sight: no way.
_______Opposite sex_______
70. turn ons: pure evil, potty humor
71. turn offs: blonde hair and loud rumbling farts GROSS
72. do your parent's opinion on your gf/bf matter to you?: my parents are faggots, that's all i'll say.
73. what kinda hairstyle are you into? i like dark hair or fun hair.
74. what is the sweetest thing a girl/guy can do for you? laugh at my shittily thrown together speed jokes.
75. where do you go to meet new people? ...um...myspace also...
76. are you the type of person to HOLLa and ask for numbers? no, i'm the type of person to shoot now and ask questions later.
_______Picky picky_______
77. dog or cat: i like both of them for different reasons
78. short or long hair: any kind as long as its not dyke-y
79. sunshine or rain: rain sometimes, sun others
80. hugs or kisses: hugs
81. summer or winter: winter
82. written letters or e-mails: both
83. playstation or nintendo: i'll have to vote PLAYSTATION on this one
84. car or motorcycle: car, because motorcycles are for weak d00ds
85. house party or club: neither, jesus
86. sing or dance: i am quite the master of both
87. freak or slow dance: how come vaudeville isn't one of the choices? :(
_______Lately_______
88. how are you today? depressed, afraid :o
89. what pants are you wearing right now? some old pants with some holes
90. what shirt are you wearing right now? descendents shirt
91. what does your hair look like at the moment? as it always does, balding HAHA
92. what song are you listening to right now? casiotone for the painfully alone - it wasn't the same somehow
93. how is the weather right now? darkish?
94. who was last person you talked to on the phone? I DONT TALK ON THE PHONE MOTHERFUCKER!
95. whats the thing on your mind? i don't want to talk about it, survey. please, in the words of Mark, 'go fuck yourself'
Favorites
1. gum: i hate gum
2. restaurant: any one of the fine mcdonald's establishments in the neighborhood
3. drink: choco's (slang for chocolate milk)
4. season: winter
5. type of weather: rain i like and i like snow
6. emotion: depression?
7. what to do on a half day: video games
9. sport: footballing it up on madden 06
10. city: i like phoenix, az more than most places i've been to.
11. store: CIRCUIT CITY
_______When was the last time you_______
12. cried: pssh, every fucking night.
13. played a sport: before the hurricane...basketballz
14. laughed: watching south park with donad
15. hugged someone: oh shit, do hugs exist anymore?
16. kissed someone: like a million billion years ago!
17. felt depressed: always
18. felt overworked: i am a machine incapable of overworking
19. faked sick: ...haven't done that since 9th grade, i think
20. lied: haha, daily
_______What was the last_______
21. words you said: "where are you going, bell, you fat slob?"
22. thing you ate: checker's hahaha
23. song you listened to: casiotone for the painfully alone - beeline
24. thing you drank: milk
25. place you went to: sonny's house to let ki'-ki' out
26. movie you saw: dennis the menace haha
27. movie you rented: gunner palace? hahahaaaa
_______Who was the last person you_______
28. hugged: probably my mom?
29. cried over: fuck you, being all personal and shit
30. kissed: haha, no way
31. danced with: sonny, we create dance moves all the time because we're gay
32. shared a secret with: i don't share secrets
33. had a sleepover with: sonny, LOL, it wuz tite
34. called: i haven't used a phone in ages
35. went to a movie with: haven't been to a movie in ages
36. saw: my mom
37. were angry with: probably my parents
38. couldn't take your eyes off of: anyone with a facial disorder
39. obsessed over: heeeheeee
_______Have you ever_______
40. danced in the rain: no, thats gay, i'm a heterosexual...but actually, maybe i have?
41. kissed someone: what kind of dumb question is that? of course i haven't. ;-p
42. smoked: yessir
43. drank alcohol: mmhmm
46. gone too far on a dare: there is no 'too far' on a dare
47. spun until you were immensely dizzy: who hasn't
48. taken a survey quite like this before: there's a million like them, and i will never stop until i answer them all with an assortment of joke answers and serious ones
_______My life_______
49. name: chuckie
50. gender: male
51. birthday: dec. 10, 1983
53. nationality: americanish with dumb descent
54. occupation: female body inspector HO HO HOOOO (raise roof)
_______Play_______
55. i'm feeling: bored
56. i'm listening to: casiotone for the painfully alone in between bursts of silence
57. i'm doing: a survey (this one, to be exact)
58. i'm talking to: the amazing ms. morby
59. i'm craving: SOFT candy
60. i'm thinking of: what the hell i'm going to do
61. i'm hating: black people, as always :D
_______Love_______
62. love is: a man-made myth.
63. my first love: was myself.
64. my current love: dinosaurs and folklore
65. love or lust: love pwns lust, if only love were attainable and real.
66. best love song: probably one of the many beautiful touching BOYZ II MEN songs ...or maybe an ALL 4 ONE song?
68. when love hurts: i want to stab myself in the eye with a dull fork.
69. is there such thing as love at first sight: no way.
_______Opposite sex_______
70. turn ons: pure evil, potty humor
71. turn offs: blonde hair and loud rumbling farts GROSS
72. do your parent's opinion on your gf/bf matter to you?: my parents are faggots, that's all i'll say.
73. what kinda hairstyle are you into? i like dark hair or fun hair.
74. what is the sweetest thing a girl/guy can do for you? laugh at my shittily thrown together speed jokes.
75. where do you go to meet new people? ...um...myspace also...
76. are you the type of person to HOLLa and ask for numbers? no, i'm the type of person to shoot now and ask questions later.
_______Picky picky_______
77. dog or cat: i like both of them for different reasons
78. short or long hair: any kind as long as its not dyke-y
79. sunshine or rain: rain sometimes, sun others
80. hugs or kisses: hugs
81. summer or winter: winter
82. written letters or e-mails: both
83. playstation or nintendo: i'll have to vote PLAYSTATION on this one
84. car or motorcycle: car, because motorcycles are for weak d00ds
85. house party or club: neither, jesus
86. sing or dance: i am quite the master of both
87. freak or slow dance: how come vaudeville isn't one of the choices? :(
_______Lately_______
88. how are you today? depressed, afraid :o
89. what pants are you wearing right now? some old pants with some holes
90. what shirt are you wearing right now? descendents shirt
91. what does your hair look like at the moment? as it always does, balding HAHA
92. what song are you listening to right now? casiotone for the painfully alone - it wasn't the same somehow
93. how is the weather right now? darkish?
94. who was last person you talked to on the phone? I DONT TALK ON THE PHONE MOTHERFUCKER!
95. whats the thing on your mind? i don't want to talk about it, survey. please, in the words of Mark, 'go fuck yourself'