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I'm not sure, but I think this is the most random e-mail I've ever received.
"I too am strange enough without the mind-warping powers of illicit substances. I cannot begin to imagine what I would think up on drugs. "Behold!", I would say, "An alligator parade!"
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And then I would most likely fall down grunting. See, that's normal for me. Drugs would only screw that up. You can't buy that in a syringe or a pill. What you CAN do with a pill or a syringe is impregnate a guy. I saw it in a movie. So good news! You CAN father my children. The sex may be awkward, and you'll have to wear a wig to keep the fact that you're a guy on the DL, but my god! The children! Anyway, I'll let you go for now. Have fun, stay in school, don't do drugs, and remember, time flies like an arrow, while fruit flies like a banana."
"I too am strange enough without the mind-warping powers of illicit substances. I cannot begin to imagine what I would think up on drugs. "Behold!", I would say, "An alligator parade!"
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And then I would most likely fall down grunting. See, that's normal for me. Drugs would only screw that up. You can't buy that in a syringe or a pill. What you CAN do with a pill or a syringe is impregnate a guy. I saw it in a movie. So good news! You CAN father my children. The sex may be awkward, and you'll have to wear a wig to keep the fact that you're a guy on the DL, but my god! The children! Anyway, I'll let you go for now. Have fun, stay in school, don't do drugs, and remember, time flies like an arrow, while fruit flies like a banana."