Oct 04, 2002 12:37
you know who's a badass? George Bernard Shaw. that man is so damn cynical that i admire the hell out of him. he's so damn funny. i was looking at some of his quotes (you see, i'm a quote whore) and they are great. simply fantastic. since your uncle colin loves so VERY much, i'll share a few with you.
You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.
George Bernard Shaw
i call that one the "melissa quote". if you don't know why, then don't ask. or you can ask, i'll probably ansawer you.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
George Bernard Shaw
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
George Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
George Bernard Shaw
thats wisdom if i ever heard it. sorry for bombarding you with all those quotes. i promise i won't do it anymore. really.
you may or may not know that there is a ton of hunch punch on the floor of my kitchen. everytime i see it i cringe. such a wicked substance should not be allowed in my home, or even to exist. i despise that liquid so very very much. i don't think i can express my hatred of it give the words that the english language has offered me. so i will make up a word for it. disgustnastvomigrosterds. thats close, but still not there. it is however, all that i can put for at this moment.