Talking to a shrink ... oh that would go over real well ...
075. TEN things you should talk to a therapist about. TEN things I might consider discussing with a therapist about if they weren't certain to lock me up in an asylum.
Yes doc, I really do believe I am a wizard.
My parents? Both dead by the time I was six. I've spoken with them a few times since then, we're on good terms.
The rest of my family well, there's my fairy good mother ... yes, I did say fairy ... and my half brother the vampire.
Voices? Well, I've had intimate discussions with my dapper twin subconscious self, but ... people talk to themselves all the time.
In keeping with the theme of things I'm probably not supposed to be having conversations with, there's Bob the skull in the basement.
Childhood, as ordinary as being adopted by a crazed warlock gets.
I'd actually rather not talk about my first girlfriend, I'm still a bit angry at her. Why? For letting me think I killed her for all those years.
My last relationship? A few years ago. Proposed to her and she said no. Skipped town shorty after that. Her being bitten by a vampire and it kinda being my fault strained things.
I get along with my peers. All the ones that don't think it's just a matter of time before I turn into a power mad black magic user anyway.
I consider my job a stressful one. Between the war with the vampires, the powers becoming unbalanced in the sidhe courts and the people\creatures who want to kill me ... there's a lot to be concerned about.
Yes doc, I really do believe I am a wizard.
My parents? Both dead by the time I was six. I've spoken with them a few times since then, we're on good terms.
The rest of my family well, there's my fairy good mother ... yes, I did say fairy ... and my half brother the vampire.
Voices? Well, I've had intimate discussions with my dapper twin subconscious self, but ... people talk to themselves all the time.
In keeping with the theme of things I'm probably not supposed to be having conversations with, there's Bob the skull in the basement.
Childhood, as ordinary as being adopted by a crazed warlock gets.
I'd actually rather not talk about my first girlfriend, I'm still a bit angry at her. Why? For letting me think I killed her for all those years.
My last relationship? A few years ago. Proposed to her and she said no. Skipped town shorty after that. Her being bitten by a vampire and it kinda being my fault strained things.
I get along with my peers. All the ones that don't think it's just a matter of time before I turn into a power mad black magic user anyway.
I consider my job a stressful one. Between the war with the vampires, the powers becoming unbalanced in the sidhe courts and the people\creatures who want to kill me ... there's a lot to be concerned about.