Nano + Screencaps
I finally feel like a real author. I'd always heard about how authors have their characters "talk" to them, and reveal information about themselves, and I was always like, Pffft, yeah right, I know everything there is to know about my chars, I mean, hello, I MADE THEM!
Not so.
The other night I was editing a part of my novel I wrote for National Novel Writing Month, and puzzling over one bit, when suddenly one of my characters talked to me. He told me he's a telepath, that telepaths are not accepted in his society so he's had to hide it all his life, and that's why he's on the bad guy's side. Bad Guy knows about his...'talent' and in return for letting him live, he has to do Bad Guy's dirty work. I was like...suddenly this story makes so much more sense!
In other news, I wanted to know how much wax I had left in a jar candle, so I stuck my finger in the melted wax until I hit bottom. I had a HUGE glob of navy blue gel wax stuck to my finger. Seriously, it was massive. And now my finger smells like candle.
Screens Rated R, as always XD
G'Kar: Hi Delenn. Hi Delenn's hot friend. Guess what's in my pocket?
Delenn: It better not be your penis.
G'Kar: Damn!
*** Later that evening. ***
(Just ignore Delenn's hair, okay?)
Delenn: Thanks to your creepy attempts at hitting on her, my hot friend has left Babylon 5.
G'Kar: Are you sure the fact that she was nearly killed by a radical group of racists just because she's Minbari didn't have anything to do with it?
Delenn: Well, maybe.
Delenn: Are we still on for tonight?
G'Kar: Of course. In fact, I just bought a new book on...interspecies relations. Can't wait to try it out!
Delenn: Kiss me!
G'Kar: Okay!
***The Next Day ****
Sinclair: Ambassadors G'Kar, Delenn, I've asked you both here becauase we've had some complaints.
G'Kar: Is it a noise complaint? Look, it really wasn't my fault, if you knew the kinds of things--
Delenn: What kind of complaints, Commander? And let me remind you, what we do in our spare time is our concern alone.
Sinclair: Well, we've had some complaints from the Minbari religious caste. They don't feel it's appropriate for Delenn to be defiling herself with a Narn. They feel it makes her impure.
G'Kar: DEFILING? SHE'S DEFILING ME!!
Delenn: Well you may tell the religious caste that who I choose to be with is my own business. And I am just as pure as I have ever been.
G'Kar: *SNERK*
Sinclair: Well, I don't doubt it. But I don't want a war on my hands. Maybe if you two could just...cool it for a bit. I'll give you a minute alone to work it out.
G'Kar: Well. Looks like this is it.
Delenn: It was fun.
G'Kar: Yeah.
Delenn: Yeah.
G'Kar: ...
Delenn: ...
G'Kar: So, can I call you sometime?
Delenn: You know, I don't think that would be a very good idea. I'm going back to Minbar. I'll...I'll see you later. *leaves*
G'Kar....I love you....
***** 20 years have now passed. Amazingly, Babylon 5 is still in operation, and it is home to a very special reunion...****
G'Kar: Wow, we look exactly the same as we did 20 years ago!
Delenn: G'Kar, after I went back to the homeworld, I discovered I was pregnant.
G'Kar: ....what?
Delenn: Yes. There's someone here who wants to see you. Please meet your daughter, G'Lenn.
G'Lenn: Hi Dad.
G'Kar: Ugh, she's hideous.
Delenn:...Yeah. Pretty much.
G'Kar: And G'Lenn? You really couldn't think of anything better?
Delenn: No.
G'Kar: Fair enough. Hey, guess what I have in my pocket...
END.
And two random amusing screencaps, just because.
HHBBLAAARGHHHH!! (Seriously!)
Marcus: And this here's my buttplug!
Okay Okay sorry. But I love the expression on his face. It's the closest thing to : D that I've ever seen on a human XD
Not so.
The other night I was editing a part of my novel I wrote for National Novel Writing Month, and puzzling over one bit, when suddenly one of my characters talked to me. He told me he's a telepath, that telepaths are not accepted in his society so he's had to hide it all his life, and that's why he's on the bad guy's side. Bad Guy knows about his...'talent' and in return for letting him live, he has to do Bad Guy's dirty work. I was like...suddenly this story makes so much more sense!
In other news, I wanted to know how much wax I had left in a jar candle, so I stuck my finger in the melted wax until I hit bottom. I had a HUGE glob of navy blue gel wax stuck to my finger. Seriously, it was massive. And now my finger smells like candle.
Screens Rated R, as always XD
G'Kar: Hi Delenn. Hi Delenn's hot friend. Guess what's in my pocket?
Delenn: It better not be your penis.
G'Kar: Damn!
*** Later that evening. ***
(Just ignore Delenn's hair, okay?)
Delenn: Thanks to your creepy attempts at hitting on her, my hot friend has left Babylon 5.
G'Kar: Are you sure the fact that she was nearly killed by a radical group of racists just because she's Minbari didn't have anything to do with it?
Delenn: Well, maybe.
Delenn: Are we still on for tonight?
G'Kar: Of course. In fact, I just bought a new book on...interspecies relations. Can't wait to try it out!
Delenn: Kiss me!
G'Kar: Okay!
***The Next Day ****
Sinclair: Ambassadors G'Kar, Delenn, I've asked you both here becauase we've had some complaints.
G'Kar: Is it a noise complaint? Look, it really wasn't my fault, if you knew the kinds of things--
Delenn: What kind of complaints, Commander? And let me remind you, what we do in our spare time is our concern alone.
Sinclair: Well, we've had some complaints from the Minbari religious caste. They don't feel it's appropriate for Delenn to be defiling herself with a Narn. They feel it makes her impure.
G'Kar: DEFILING? SHE'S DEFILING ME!!
Delenn: Well you may tell the religious caste that who I choose to be with is my own business. And I am just as pure as I have ever been.
G'Kar: *SNERK*
Sinclair: Well, I don't doubt it. But I don't want a war on my hands. Maybe if you two could just...cool it for a bit. I'll give you a minute alone to work it out.
G'Kar: Well. Looks like this is it.
Delenn: It was fun.
G'Kar: Yeah.
Delenn: Yeah.
G'Kar: ...
Delenn: ...
G'Kar: So, can I call you sometime?
Delenn: You know, I don't think that would be a very good idea. I'm going back to Minbar. I'll...I'll see you later. *leaves*
G'Kar....I love you....
***** 20 years have now passed. Amazingly, Babylon 5 is still in operation, and it is home to a very special reunion...****
G'Kar: Wow, we look exactly the same as we did 20 years ago!
Delenn: G'Kar, after I went back to the homeworld, I discovered I was pregnant.
G'Kar: ....what?
Delenn: Yes. There's someone here who wants to see you. Please meet your daughter, G'Lenn.
G'Lenn: Hi Dad.
G'Kar: Ugh, she's hideous.
Delenn:...Yeah. Pretty much.
G'Kar: And G'Lenn? You really couldn't think of anything better?
Delenn: No.
G'Kar: Fair enough. Hey, guess what I have in my pocket...
END.
And two random amusing screencaps, just because.
HHBBLAAARGHHHH!! (Seriously!)
Marcus: And this here's my buttplug!
Okay Okay sorry. But I love the expression on his face. It's the closest thing to : D that I've ever seen on a human XD