conversing with god

Mar 03, 2005 22:54

HELGA (aka the little cramming twerp): god, please, if you help me and promise me that I won't die tonight and I can finish writing these two papers before my brain shut downs and melts into a puddle of melted butter oozing out of my nose, I promise I will never ever everevereverever do anything bad until I die or turn 50 (whichever comes first).

GOD (aka the big bad ass kahuna): heh, di ako naniniwala sa 'yo.

Ohno ohno ohno ohno, the Ionamine is wearing off!!!!!!!!
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