you know that i love you, now i just can't shut you up, shut you up
heyyy.
'sup my yellow brothers.
so i'll try to remember what's happened lately.
thursday = my benjamin day.
movies and the grocery store, like usual.
the place beside lo-bill's says "i heart meagan" on the dirty window.
yaaay. :]
i'm glad they never clean those damn things.
but yeah, i friggin love days like that.
every fucking day should be thursday so we can be poor and in love.
hehe.
friday: nikki came and got me and secretly took me to benjamin's. :O
i'm pretty sure it was a bad idea.
she drops me off at 3:00 and says she'll be back in 2 hours, 3 maximum.
get a call from a payphone at, like, 11:00 from her.
haha.
she and krystal got lost trying to get to the mall and her car breaks down on the interstate in fucking dayton.
and, like, a black dude was hitting on her and she was scared.
oh maaan.
those crazy crackers.
oh well, i had a good time.
but they were bitchy and hating each other and er.
anyways, seriously, benjamin is so cute.
awh.
i fell asleep on him like usual though.
i'm a jerk.
not to get all cheesy, but i just start listening to his heartbeat and get so fucking comfortable and it lulls me to sleep and i don't know what else.
but sometimes i think i want to stay there forever, you know?
and it's cute when i wake up and get mad that he didn't wake me up and he's like, "but you're so cute when you sleep."
but maybe he's just glad that i'm being quiet.
i was so worried that krystal and nikki hadn't came to get me and i was freaking out horribly and he was just upset that i was upset.
so he brought me his power ranger action figures to cheer me up. :]
hehehe.
what a lovely boy. <3
then nikki, krystal and i went to go watch drunk people until 4 in the morning.
nikki's intoxicated mother was hanging all over us...it was interesting.
then i drank a bunch of mountain dew and fell asleep on the swingset.
and nikki took us home and then saturday we went to krystal's where she talked to her girlfriend and krystal cleaned and i sat in a spinny chair bored to death.
afterwards we went to greenville in our pajamas.
apparently the world cares if you wear your pajamas in public.
little kids were like, staring at us and whispering loudly about it.
duh, it was just pajama pants and a shirt.
and i wore my studded purple belt over it for no reason...but big deal.
then i went to amber's, yo.
we went swimmming.
my second time this summer...wow.
basically a record.
there were a bunch of little girls there, and you know what happens if meagan is around a bunch of little kids.
they end up screaming and wanting piggyback rides and wanting to talk to her boyfriend on her cell phone and telling her dirty jokes and saying how pretty she is and commenting on her rack.
after we stopped swimming, the one was sitting on my lap the whole time and like petting my hair.
hahaha.
they were like ranging from 6-12 years old, and talking about boobs and "wieners" and who's going out with who at their school or whatever.
it was dramatic.
we're like, "where did you kids learn this stuff?"
and they said, "we watch mtv."
literally every story they told started out with, "this one time on room raiders..."
plus, they demonstrated how to shake your ass really really fast like those chicks on music videos.
then the one that sat on my lap was like, "ew...my cousin...i hate her. she is so ugly. and fat. i mean, at her wedding, she didn't wear any make-up so she was ugly. ew. plus...she's fat."
so i said, "uh...i don't wear make-up."
and she and her friend are like, "omg but you are sooo pretty. you look so cute. your hair is so pretty like that" and started petting me viciously.
hahahahah.
it was a good time.
then i spent the night at amber's and watched some mary-kate and ashley movie.
because we are hipsters.
and that's about it.
THE ENNNNND. <3
'sup my yellow brothers.
so i'll try to remember what's happened lately.
thursday = my benjamin day.
movies and the grocery store, like usual.
the place beside lo-bill's says "i heart meagan" on the dirty window.
yaaay. :]
i'm glad they never clean those damn things.
but yeah, i friggin love days like that.
every fucking day should be thursday so we can be poor and in love.
hehe.
friday: nikki came and got me and secretly took me to benjamin's. :O
i'm pretty sure it was a bad idea.
she drops me off at 3:00 and says she'll be back in 2 hours, 3 maximum.
get a call from a payphone at, like, 11:00 from her.
haha.
she and krystal got lost trying to get to the mall and her car breaks down on the interstate in fucking dayton.
and, like, a black dude was hitting on her and she was scared.
oh maaan.
those crazy crackers.
oh well, i had a good time.
but they were bitchy and hating each other and er.
anyways, seriously, benjamin is so cute.
awh.
i fell asleep on him like usual though.
i'm a jerk.
not to get all cheesy, but i just start listening to his heartbeat and get so fucking comfortable and it lulls me to sleep and i don't know what else.
but sometimes i think i want to stay there forever, you know?
and it's cute when i wake up and get mad that he didn't wake me up and he's like, "but you're so cute when you sleep."
but maybe he's just glad that i'm being quiet.
i was so worried that krystal and nikki hadn't came to get me and i was freaking out horribly and he was just upset that i was upset.
so he brought me his power ranger action figures to cheer me up. :]
hehehe.
what a lovely boy. <3
then nikki, krystal and i went to go watch drunk people until 4 in the morning.
nikki's intoxicated mother was hanging all over us...it was interesting.
then i drank a bunch of mountain dew and fell asleep on the swingset.
and nikki took us home and then saturday we went to krystal's where she talked to her girlfriend and krystal cleaned and i sat in a spinny chair bored to death.
afterwards we went to greenville in our pajamas.
apparently the world cares if you wear your pajamas in public.
little kids were like, staring at us and whispering loudly about it.
duh, it was just pajama pants and a shirt.
and i wore my studded purple belt over it for no reason...but big deal.
then i went to amber's, yo.
we went swimmming.
my second time this summer...wow.
basically a record.
there were a bunch of little girls there, and you know what happens if meagan is around a bunch of little kids.
they end up screaming and wanting piggyback rides and wanting to talk to her boyfriend on her cell phone and telling her dirty jokes and saying how pretty she is and commenting on her rack.
after we stopped swimming, the one was sitting on my lap the whole time and like petting my hair.
hahaha.
they were like ranging from 6-12 years old, and talking about boobs and "wieners" and who's going out with who at their school or whatever.
it was dramatic.
we're like, "where did you kids learn this stuff?"
and they said, "we watch mtv."
literally every story they told started out with, "this one time on room raiders..."
plus, they demonstrated how to shake your ass really really fast like those chicks on music videos.
then the one that sat on my lap was like, "ew...my cousin...i hate her. she is so ugly. and fat. i mean, at her wedding, she didn't wear any make-up so she was ugly. ew. plus...she's fat."
so i said, "uh...i don't wear make-up."
and she and her friend are like, "omg but you are sooo pretty. you look so cute. your hair is so pretty like that" and started petting me viciously.
hahahahah.
it was a good time.
then i spent the night at amber's and watched some mary-kate and ashley movie.
because we are hipsters.
and that's about it.
THE ENNNNND. <3