i don't date anyone more than twice my age...

Apr 23, 2006 13:36

[ok, ladies and gente's, here's my latest instalment. this has to be my favorite thus far, not only did he fail the origional name iq test, this is probably the most vulgar message i've ever recieved, ENJOY!]

START AT THE BOTTOM

no "Dave", i will not recondsider. what does you display name say? "david". oh yeah, great. i wonder how much time you wasted scanning my page for spelling errors... i'm not sure if you got the memo, but myspace isn't a community of almost 60-year-old stifflers, and i hardly consider a vulgar, nipple-softening message about anti-climatic pity sex "intelligent messages". if my spelling bothers you, grandpa, maybe myspace isn't the right medium to stick your dick in. oh, and by the way, no, the same requirements don't apply to me, because I'M not the one trying to get into YOUR granny panties.

later,
Sonya

p.s. i take back about what i said about you being "average", you're less than average.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: David
Date: Apr 21, 2006 9:43 AM

Hi Sonya
How can you make such a judjement against me, when you can't even get my name correct. My name is Dave not david. So do the same requirements apply to you? Also if you want to compare intelligence lets have a real testing of inteligence quotient. Also people of great IQ know that one should use capitlol letters when writing inteligent messages. So maybe you might reconsider your statement about who is average. Dave

Also Sonya, on you "My Space" profile you might want to check the spelling of "conscience"....not "concience" since we are being tested. So maybe you will consider? Dave

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Soviet Sonya
Date: Apr 21, 2006 3:47 AM

you know, i would david, really i would. but like many before you, you've failed the basic iq test of mispelling my name when it's right in my display name, i'm sorry it had to go like this, i really am.

-SS

p.s. i never settle for average.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: David
Date: Apr 21, 2006 12:33 AM

Hi Sonja
So it really is size that makes a difference? An average sized rod doesn't do anything. Have you ever had slow long sensual sex that is prolonged until both of you are yearning in anticipation for the penetration...and then after a very slow entrance.... the momentum grows until you both are fervently performing the lusty machine like actions that makes you both crazy..

Anyway....I'm average size... but I've been told that I'm fairly good at sensual kissing and lovemaking.... maybe because I'm older... 58.. ............so if interested.... click on me....Dave
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