So I went to work this morning and......HA! This is what bad dreams are made of.
I have been painting a house for a while now, and I was almost done with everything including the garage. I have been painting the place, in this...I guess like a barn red, much like the previous color. Which makes my life a little easier, for the house has shingles that are warped and cracking, so doing it in red again was a good idea, it hid the imperfections fairly well.
So I showed up to work like normal, and headed to the garage to get my tools, and I saw something that made me cock my head and go "what in the hell is this?"
There were 3 fivers(for you who don't know paint lingo, I mean five gallon buckets of paint) sitting there on the walkway, and a note, one of three..... it said: Rita, Vonda has changed her mind and this is the new colour, please paint the whole house in one coat. Chris- (or something like that anyway). I was floored, I was in shock! I couldn't believe it! I just shook my head and mumbled "what the fuck".
So after the shock wore... off? I opened up the garage to get my stuff and found this other note from Vonda, the home owner,obviously from the night before.
I am not sure what is up with the spelling of hi, but Dan and I had our ideas.
Just know that if there is something you don't like, there is always something worst!!
Well, I really didn't care for the red, but hell I hate the new colour!!
The new colour is well,it sure is not "brown rice" that is for damn sure! It is flesh! I mean it looks like a big, huge, fucking, fleshy, house!!!
So I have my work cut out for me now. This is job security!!! ARRRGGHHHH!!!!
Oh, the other note was from Dan, saying I could use his radio. Thanks Dan, you saved my sanity!!
"hope you like working" HAHAHAHA!!!