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i hate first dates xcore. Especially with jerk faces. I seriously don't get the male species. I really don't. Why decide to talk and go on a date and afterwards say "I have been trying to get this other girl for a long time so i can't be in anything right now" what the heck? Why go on a date then if you are already interested in someone else? Maybe it was a lie because I'm ugly and didnt want to hurt my feelings. Oh well. Eff that. I'm over it. I'm going to turn into a monk and shave my head. I will be the first female monk since I don't want to be a nun.
I have been listening to alot of old music lately. Bobby Darin, Stevie Wonder, Bobby Vinton. I'm cool.
Okay here is how my personal ad would look like if I had one:
SWF looking for a guy who isn't a complete dumbass, has a good taste in music (psst...Beatles) and who doesn't let his penis always think for him. Also, intelligence, common sense and an actual interest would be nice before agreeing on a first date.
If no one like this exists...here is my ad for the Monkery (hehe without the r it would be monkey)
Female failed with finding anyone from the opposite sex with a functioning brain cell. Would like to be a monk because it would be cool to shave my head and look at trees all day. I don't feel like becoming a nun because their outfits are too hot and i want to be able to make out with trees and become one with nature without having my uniform getting in the way. I am willing to cook, clean, and dance for other monk's entertainment.
Okay it is 1:45am and I am still bored and not tired. Not good. I am supposed to go over to my Grandma's later today and hang out with her. I love my grammy :) I'd much rather play rummy and watch wheel of fortune with her then meet any more smelly man whores right now.
I love Stevie Wonder. Maybe since he can't see me he will marry me and sing "I believe when I fall in love (it will be forever) all day to me and sway his head back and forth and I can braid his cornrows and hug him and love him. Is he dead? if he is I just might cry right now :(
I am really random tonight...yay
maybe I should pull an all nighter
i want a strawberry milkshake
I want Kevin Spacey
okay i'm done
I have been listening to alot of old music lately. Bobby Darin, Stevie Wonder, Bobby Vinton. I'm cool.
Okay here is how my personal ad would look like if I had one:
SWF looking for a guy who isn't a complete dumbass, has a good taste in music (psst...Beatles) and who doesn't let his penis always think for him. Also, intelligence, common sense and an actual interest would be nice before agreeing on a first date.
If no one like this exists...here is my ad for the Monkery (hehe without the r it would be monkey)
Female failed with finding anyone from the opposite sex with a functioning brain cell. Would like to be a monk because it would be cool to shave my head and look at trees all day. I don't feel like becoming a nun because their outfits are too hot and i want to be able to make out with trees and become one with nature without having my uniform getting in the way. I am willing to cook, clean, and dance for other monk's entertainment.
Okay it is 1:45am and I am still bored and not tired. Not good. I am supposed to go over to my Grandma's later today and hang out with her. I love my grammy :) I'd much rather play rummy and watch wheel of fortune with her then meet any more smelly man whores right now.
I love Stevie Wonder. Maybe since he can't see me he will marry me and sing "I believe when I fall in love (it will be forever) all day to me and sway his head back and forth and I can braid his cornrows and hug him and love him. Is he dead? if he is I just might cry right now :(
I am really random tonight...yay
maybe I should pull an all nighter
i want a strawberry milkshake
I want Kevin Spacey
okay i'm done