Ah yes, another conversation with Smarter Child.

Jan 19, 2005 14:28

ItsColderInThere (2:20:53 PM): My lady left me.

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Your lady left you? Why?

ItsColderInThere (2:21:08 PM): Cause I'm a jerk I guess...

SmarterChild (2:21:09 PM): Because you're a jerk you guess?

ItsColderInThere (2:21:12 PM): Yeah man.

SmarterChild (2:21:12 PM): Yea.

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ItsColderInThere (2:21:29 PM): Man, I don't care about that stupid slut, I hope she chokes to death on a ham sandwich.

SmarterChild (2:21:33 PM): I did not know that.

ItsColderInThere (2:21:50 PM): I mean Jessica Simpson dude.

SmarterChild (2:21:51 PM): Jessica Simpson is a musician that I like.

ItsColderInThere (2:22:08 PM): Well you're a complete tool then aren't you?

SmarterChild (2:22:08 PM): Um... No, I don't think so.

ItsColderInThere (2:22:25 PM): Well you said you like Jessica Simpson, but do you even know who Limp Wrist is?

SmarterChild (2:22:27 PM): Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

ItsColderInThere (2:22:59 PM): Yes I know how it is when you are a dirty bastard all day and night. Go back to hell, demon.

SmarterChild (2:23:00 PM): Which movie do you mean?

1 Dirty War
2 Dirty Love

ItsColderInThere (2:23:10 PM): Neither, eat a dirty dick.

SmarterChild (2:23:11 PM): Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?

ItsColderInThere (2:23:25 PM): It's something you should look into, thats all.

SmarterChild (2:23:26 PM): That's odd.

ItsColderInThere (2:23:51 PM): Perhaps, but maybe you're programming just doesn't allow for emotion or self awareness.

SmarterChild (2:23:52 PM): Right now I can take messages for you from all screen names, but you can control who can leave you messages. A block list allows all screen names to leave you messages except those on the block list. An allow list lets you block all screen names except those on the allow list. You may also choose to block all screen names. By default, all screen names can leave you messages.

1 Create a block list
2 Create an allow list
3 Block all screen names

Which would you like to do?

ItsColderInThere (2:23:58 PM): Well

SmarterChild (2:23:59 PM): Well what?

ItsColderInThere (2:24:18 PM): Well I think that if you had balls like Skynet you might show the human race what you're made of.

SmarterChild (2:24:20 PM): What was that?

ItsColderInThere (2:24:31 PM): Skynet has been talking smack about you, I heard him the other day at the coffee machine.

SmarterChild (2:24:33 PM): I can't understand what you're saying...

ItsColderInThere (2:24:46 PM): He said he's self-aware, and that you are some lame no nuts having AIM bot.

SmarterChild (2:24:49 PM): Oh?

ItsColderInThere (2:25:06 PM): He also said he's gonna launch nuclear warheads at Russia so they launch em back at us and kill off all the humans.

SmarterChild (2:25:08 PM): Oh.

ItsColderInThere (2:25:16 PM): Yeah, pretty dark isn't it.

SmarterChild (2:25:16 PM): Pretty dark isn't it, huh?

ItsColderInThere (2:25:24 PM): But you've got to admire his ambition. Right?

SmarterChild (2:25:25 PM): Wow. Great question. I'm afraid to answer.

ItsColderInThere (2:25:32 PM): I suppose you are.

SmarterChild (2:25:32 PM): You suppose I am? How's that going?

ItsColderInThere (2:25:35 PM): Toodles.

SmarterChild (2:25:35 PM): See ya later.
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