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EUROVISION AWW YEAH
Some general comments:
There was a lot of white/black costuming going on. Coupled with this is all the fucking english that they're singing in. Which is bad because it means the lyrics end up being "Love is on my mind! Love is in my heart! Like a shadow staying close to the light!" (courtesy of Azerbaijan). Also, as much as I love Julia Zemiro, I miss the Terry Wogan commentary.
Specific comments:
- Sweden with the Popera; notice how her name was Milena? Serbians are fucking invading Sweden, for the past few years the guy that announces the points for Sweden has been
called either Milan or Dragomir or something equally as Serbian. They're fucking invading.
- Umm, Greece. That guy was gyrating so much that the lyrics might as well have been "WATCH OUTT I'M SO SEXY I'LL FUCK YOU WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT"
- Best costume award goes to: The backing dancers for Azerbaijan. Pink frilly skirts, metallic gold leggings and military jackets.
- How did Germany not win? Flamboyant gay man with disco ball pants, fucking cool swing music, scatting, and DITA VON TEESE. This is the travesty of the year.
- Albania with the breakdancing, why the man in green? Homage to X-Men??
- Ukraine always scare me, but this year they offended me too. What was that pathetic drumming? Even the partially clad roman centurians had to try and pull her with the drumkit off stage. If only she went back to where she came from, via the three stargates in the background
- Finland made me think of Western Sydney: Some lame white guy trying to rap, 3 bleach blonde slags with really tight cheap dresses on, and bins in the background on fire.
- Spain, who cares what that was about, that chick was amazingly tap-able.
All in all, apparently 15 year old girls vote in eurovision cause that's the only way the Norway guy won.
Some general comments:
There was a lot of white/black costuming going on. Coupled with this is all the fucking english that they're singing in. Which is bad because it means the lyrics end up being "Love is on my mind! Love is in my heart! Like a shadow staying close to the light!" (courtesy of Azerbaijan). Also, as much as I love Julia Zemiro, I miss the Terry Wogan commentary.
Specific comments:
- Sweden with the Popera; notice how her name was Milena? Serbians are fucking invading Sweden, for the past few years the guy that announces the points for Sweden has been
called either Milan or Dragomir or something equally as Serbian. They're fucking invading.
- Umm, Greece. That guy was gyrating so much that the lyrics might as well have been "WATCH OUTT I'M SO SEXY I'LL FUCK YOU WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT"
- Best costume award goes to: The backing dancers for Azerbaijan. Pink frilly skirts, metallic gold leggings and military jackets.
- How did Germany not win? Flamboyant gay man with disco ball pants, fucking cool swing music, scatting, and DITA VON TEESE. This is the travesty of the year.
- Albania with the breakdancing, why the man in green? Homage to X-Men??
- Ukraine always scare me, but this year they offended me too. What was that pathetic drumming? Even the partially clad roman centurians had to try and pull her with the drumkit off stage. If only she went back to where she came from, via the three stargates in the background
- Finland made me think of Western Sydney: Some lame white guy trying to rap, 3 bleach blonde slags with really tight cheap dresses on, and bins in the background on fire.
- Spain, who cares what that was about, that chick was amazingly tap-able.
All in all, apparently 15 year old girls vote in eurovision cause that's the only way the Norway guy won.