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Things I learnt at a house party I crashed last night from 12pm - 6am:
- Always say yes when a co-worker invites you to a dodgy party.
- Take a flask.
- Invest in a pair of gold leggings; it involves lots of people wanting to touch your legs, and will definitely involve lots of offers of sex from people who have just met you. Some offers are jovial, some serious.
- Skins-esque parties do exist, though sometimes you have to get the ball rolling
- When you run around in a random park at 3am, the dew will flick inside your shoes and make your feet wet.
- Do not dare your friend to climb a tree when drunk, because he will almost definitely fall off.
- Deep and meaningfuls with co-workers while drunk will always result in the divulging of interesting information you would never have guessed on your own. Some information slightly hurtful, some information that makes you inadvertantly smile and feel good everytime you think about it.
- Do not piggyback people when drunk, everyone is 10kgs heavier when drunk, probably because of all the alcohol they have inside them.
- Tickling a drunk man sleeping under a tree is fucking hilarious.
- Grabbing a leg each and pulling the man out from under the tree is even more hilarious, but will also save said man from being eaten alive by mosquitos.
- The nerds are always the ones to watch out for. They're up for it wherever and whenever they can get it, and the hot girls mistakenly find them safe and neutral.
- If you go to a party with a roommate, do not assume that they will go home at the same time as you. Especially if you take a randy roommate who is looking to cop off with someone. Take your keys, always. Otherwise you will be left banging on the door later on in the night, hoping someone will let you in.
- Always say yes when a co-worker invites you to a dodgy party.
- Take a flask.
- Invest in a pair of gold leggings; it involves lots of people wanting to touch your legs, and will definitely involve lots of offers of sex from people who have just met you. Some offers are jovial, some serious.
- Skins-esque parties do exist, though sometimes you have to get the ball rolling
- When you run around in a random park at 3am, the dew will flick inside your shoes and make your feet wet.
- Do not dare your friend to climb a tree when drunk, because he will almost definitely fall off.
- Deep and meaningfuls with co-workers while drunk will always result in the divulging of interesting information you would never have guessed on your own. Some information slightly hurtful, some information that makes you inadvertantly smile and feel good everytime you think about it.
- Do not piggyback people when drunk, everyone is 10kgs heavier when drunk, probably because of all the alcohol they have inside them.
- Tickling a drunk man sleeping under a tree is fucking hilarious.
- Grabbing a leg each and pulling the man out from under the tree is even more hilarious, but will also save said man from being eaten alive by mosquitos.
- The nerds are always the ones to watch out for. They're up for it wherever and whenever they can get it, and the hot girls mistakenly find them safe and neutral.
- If you go to a party with a roommate, do not assume that they will go home at the same time as you. Especially if you take a randy roommate who is looking to cop off with someone. Take your keys, always. Otherwise you will be left banging on the door later on in the night, hoping someone will let you in.