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Second Adventure

Mar 19, 2011 13:42

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So I've got the survival thing down pat. I think I may actually be able to keep myself alive for an extended period of time, not to mention clean because some wonderful God-like being loves me and decided I deserved running water ( Read more... )

she's a survivor, [game] discedo, bored bored bored, story time

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[audio] assworthsaving March 20 2011, 02:59:55 UTC

You know this place is getting to you when you're thankful for a few clean clothes.

...Don't think a plank will do much, though.

[audio] selfmadehero March 20 2011, 03:56:01 UTC

Clean clothes, and clean hair! [ Wait a second... wait a second... her story... Did she ever manage to tell it to anyone? Well. Better safe than sorry. ] I haven't been this clean since before the earthquake.

The plank's just for knocking on.

[audio] assworthsaving March 21 2011, 01:46:56 UTC

[Heh. A wooden plank for knocking? Cute.] Smart girl. Here's hoping that with as fragile as most of these buildings are that there aren't many abnormal weather patterns.

[He had been here longer than her so she couldn't have meant an earthquake here.] There was an earthquake where you lived?

[audio] selfmadehero March 21 2011, 02:03:00 UTC

Yeah. The government declared Gotham a lost cause. I was sleeping on a cot in the high school with my mom before I showed up here.

[audio] assworthsaving March 21 2011, 02:18:56 UTC

[There is a slight pause before he continues. You can almost hear those gears turning in his head.]

Gotham? Like...Batman?

((ooc: your permission said 4th walling was okay, but if not I will delete this! /o/))

[audio] selfmadehero March 21 2011, 02:20:45 UTC

...Yeah? And Wayne Enterprises, and psycho clowns?

[ooc | yeahyeahyeah baby you're fine! ]

[audio] assworthsaving March 21 2011, 02:48:54 UTC

[OhgodNO-- not clowns. Not the C word. Thankfully you can't see the look on his face right now because it's so not the manliest reaction ever. He's also pale.]

Well, ah, psy-psycho clowns, huh? [Wayne Enterprises? That was fictional, right?]

...Batman's real? There is really some guy driving around in a pimped out bat car dressed like a bat?

[audio] selfmadehero March 21 2011, 03:12:37 UTC

You betcha. He and Robin helped put my dad behind bars. [ Well that just came out, and was not the cover story she had planned, but OH WELL. ]

[audio] assworthsaving March 21 2011, 05:18:40 UTC

[Pardon Drake for being sorely confused here. No one informed him that other such universes existed.]

Which Batman is it? Are we talking Keaton or Bale? For everyone's sake I hope it's not Clooney. I mean...they put nipples on their suits. It was like watching some weird fetish movie.

[audio] selfmadehero March 21 2011, 14:18:22 UTC

W-what? Why would I know-- nipples?!

[audio] assworthsaving March 23 2011, 15:58:37 UTC

Nipples. On the bat suit. It was not cool.

[Okay. He just has to ask this.]

You're- You're not serious, right? About the Batman thing. It's a comic book person.

[audio] I just. I have to respond to this. It's important. selfmadehero March 23 2011, 16:16:05 UTC

N-no, I'm pretty sure he's never had--

What are you talking about? Because I'm talking about Batman and Robin, Gotham City, arresting my jerkwad of a Dad.

[audio] It's understandable. You also broke his brain. assworthsaving March 23 2011, 16:41:59 UTC

Batman. Robin. Nipple suits. Didn't, ah, mind Batgirl's costume too much. Still a terrible movie.

[He winces. Thankfully you can't see that either. She sounds pretty sane, but this? Not so much.]

I'm--

But--

[Oh boy... Is she playing pretend? He wants to tread carefully because, well, he's not sure what's going on.] Batman is a movie, a comic book character, right? As in...made up?

[audio] Too epic to pass up. ALSO SO DID YOU selfmadehero March 23 2011, 16:45:48 UTC

[ Just. The saddest, more horrified face ever. ]

I met them. When they arrested my dad. I'm not-- There aren't--

I don't understand.

[audio] LOL I know. ♥ And I was worried I was canon puncturing too much. ;; assworthsaving March 23 2011, 17:08:18 UTC

[Oh no. No, no, no. He can hear that bit of sadness in her voice and it just kills him. Please excuse this insensitive bastard, he knows not what he does!]

Ah, crap. N-Now...just hold on a second! [Nervous laughter. He's rubbing the back of his neck-- oh man. What to say? He didn't expect that reaction. She seemed to have it rough from what he gathered speaking with her before. Who was he to poke holes in her reality? For all he knew Discedo was far weirder than he assumed.]

Maybe they just...based a movie on the real thing, huh? That's...that's possible! [He was no psychologist, but was playing into a supposed delusion healthy? Ah, screw it. It's not his job to make that decision.] Yeah. I bet that's what they did.

[audio] <333 selfmadehero March 23 2011, 17:13:18 UTC

Are you from my future? Because there's no way Batman would approve of a movie being made of him.

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