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DEAR GREATER INTERNET COMMUNITY,
In response to a recent libelous article directed at me, in which it was implied that I was a homosexual, and "gross", I have only this to say; Raluca likes poop. This is both factual, AS WELL AS provable. Evidence is available, as well as testimony from multiple witnesses.
Also, in defense of my rigid heterosexuality (though I am not anti-homosexual mind you- this being another fault of my opponent, her message of hate and oppression) I propose a contest. The rules of said contest are as follows:
PRODUCE OR OBTAIN AN IMAGE, PHOTOGRAPHIC OR OTHERWISE, OF MYSELF, COLIN JAMES WILSON, DOING SOMETHING SUPER MANLY.
Examples include:
-Eating a steak
-Automotive repair
-Driving a truck
-Eating more steak
-Shredding hard on an ax (guitar)
-Playing a contact sport
-Lifting Weights, or
-Clear, heterosexually driven involvement with The Ladies
Keep in mind that these are just examples. Both quality and quantity of the image/images will be considered. If you have any questions, respond to this post.
EMAIL ALL ENTRIES TO ME AT selfmadecritic (at) gmail (dot) com.
ALL ENTRIES ARE DUE BY SUNDAY, NOV. 12TH AT MIDNIGHT
ALL IMAGES MUST BE IN .JPG OR .GIF FORM.
An lj-cut:
What You Really Think Of Your Friends
Raluca is your soulmate.
You truly love Ben.
You consider Ben your true friend.
You know that Raluca is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Jon for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Kare Bear! is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Jeff is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Morgan is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Morgan changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Dave is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Dave has a hidden internet romance.
What Do You Think of Your Friends?
In response to a recent libelous article directed at me, in which it was implied that I was a homosexual, and "gross", I have only this to say; Raluca likes poop. This is both factual, AS WELL AS provable. Evidence is available, as well as testimony from multiple witnesses.
Also, in defense of my rigid heterosexuality (though I am not anti-homosexual mind you- this being another fault of my opponent, her message of hate and oppression) I propose a contest. The rules of said contest are as follows:
PRODUCE OR OBTAIN AN IMAGE, PHOTOGRAPHIC OR OTHERWISE, OF MYSELF, COLIN JAMES WILSON, DOING SOMETHING SUPER MANLY.
Examples include:
-Eating a steak
-Automotive repair
-Driving a truck
-Eating more steak
-Shredding hard on an ax (guitar)
-Playing a contact sport
-Lifting Weights, or
-Clear, heterosexually driven involvement with The Ladies
Keep in mind that these are just examples. Both quality and quantity of the image/images will be considered. If you have any questions, respond to this post.
EMAIL ALL ENTRIES TO ME AT selfmadecritic (at) gmail (dot) com.
ALL ENTRIES ARE DUE BY SUNDAY, NOV. 12TH AT MIDNIGHT
ALL IMAGES MUST BE IN .JPG OR .GIF FORM.
An lj-cut:
What You Really Think Of Your Friends
Raluca is your soulmate.
You truly love Ben.
You consider Ben your true friend.
You know that Raluca is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Jon for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Kare Bear! is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Jeff is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Morgan is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Morgan changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Dave is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Dave has a hidden internet romance.
What Do You Think of Your Friends?