Alcohol
Did you guys know that two weeks ago I found a whiskey bottle shaped like an orca at the bins? I did, it looks almost exactly like this:
It's an Ezra Brooks bottle from 1972, in what appears to be pristine condition. Perhaps the best part is the huge "WASHINGTON" across the bottom, which is rad because it matches perfectly with my orca-themed shot glass that also reads "WASHINGTON" across the bottom. You may be able to deduce that the most recent Orcaskine was, you might say, "under the influence" of this magnificent find. I wouldn't say that though, I would probably say it was "inspired." Anyhow, I filled it with Bulleit:
Truth be told, it's not remotely easy to pour out of. That's why you gotta just drink it straight.
There's no real reason for those last two, beyond I jus' thunk they was real purdy.
It's an Ezra Brooks bottle from 1972, in what appears to be pristine condition. Perhaps the best part is the huge "WASHINGTON" across the bottom, which is rad because it matches perfectly with my orca-themed shot glass that also reads "WASHINGTON" across the bottom. You may be able to deduce that the most recent Orcaskine was, you might say, "under the influence" of this magnificent find. I wouldn't say that though, I would probably say it was "inspired." Anyhow, I filled it with Bulleit:
Truth be told, it's not remotely easy to pour out of. That's why you gotta just drink it straight.
There's no real reason for those last two, beyond I jus' thunk they was real purdy.