"Oh, Stephen, you are an arse!"

[selfishlywarm]

Yesterday, I was in the same room (well, studio) as Stephen Fry and Alan Davies and Jeremy Clarkson, which was a bit exciting.

You may be interested to know (although, let's face, odds are you won't - in the history of the world, has anyone ever been interested in a sentence that started with "You may be interested to know"?*) that I have started

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[th_esaurus]

?!??!!?

My friend was there also. HOW WAS EVERYONE THERE EXCEPT ME.

[selfishlywarm]

I'm sure there were people who weren't there! For instance, to the best of my knowledge, Noel Edmonds was not there. So you're not the only one!

I... don't know why I thought that might help.

It wasn't that good, honest!

[th_esaurus]

MY FRIEND TELLS ME IT WAS AMAZING ))))):

[selfishlywarm]

YOUR FRIEND IS A LIAR. Listen to me! I am right.

It was absolutely terrible! You missed out on nothing! I can't think of anywhere I would have least preferred to be!

p.s. you should blatantly go next series! It's free! There are very few free things I wouldn't be willing to do!

[th_esaurus]

THEY TOLD MY FRIEND LAST YEAR WHEN WE APPLIED FOR TICKETS THAT WE WOULD GET THEM THIS YEAR.

DID WE?

THE ANSWER IS NO.

[selfishlywarm]

I think you have to like phone them and cry a bit or something? That was the gist I got in the queue when all the twats with 'priority' tickets skipped happily past us right to the front.

I think your problem here might be that you didn't whine enough. Go forth! WHINE