don't wake me i plan on sleeping in

[selfinduced]

you know what rocks about not having classes until noon?
going to bed at 3 a.m. is actually not a form of excruciating self-torture.

also: for the first time in my life, i am getting spam about enlarging my penis.
(the actual emails are far less eloquent, and ask if i'm too shy to fuck because of my small dick)

am strangely pleased by this on some level instead of annoyed.

i feel so normal. getting emails about enlarging my (nonexistent, i am female after all, and quite happy with my vagina, thank you) penis.

everyone gets those.

...right?