your bible's broken, here, let me write you a new one
so instead of making an honest attempt to update on my life, i am going to ... update on the semi-pathetic that is currently my life. witness the following textual exchange:
b: dude you need to get in on my bi girls droolfest STAT
self: dude what i am online
b: hot girls. backrubs. chocolate.
self: umm umm
b: GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
self: *pained* i...am staying with my parents. i can't really...run out with their car at 11 at night with "hot girls, backrubs, chocolate action"
b: backrubs. chocolate. FOOTRUBS.
self: *pained noises* more heads up next time?
b: next weekend we're in Houston
self: WHAT THAT IS LIKE THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD. UM. AMERICA.
b: yeah
self: and NEXT next, i am off to D.C. for the Colbert/Stewart Rally *cry*
b: dude you need to get in on my bi girls droolfest STAT
self: dude what i am online
b: hot girls. backrubs. chocolate.
self: umm umm
b: GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
self: *pained* i...am staying with my parents. i can't really...run out with their car at 11 at night with "hot girls, backrubs, chocolate action"
b: backrubs. chocolate. FOOTRUBS.
self: *pained noises* more heads up next time?
b: next weekend we're in Houston
self: WHAT THAT IS LIKE THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD. UM. AMERICA.
b: yeah
self: and NEXT next, i am off to D.C. for the Colbert/Stewart Rally *cry*