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Voicemail!
Nov 10, 2015 21:01
"Hi, you've reached Billy Kaplan. I can't come to the phone right now for some reason, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you soon. Bye!"
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dollpocalypse
January 17 2012, 02:51:10 UTC
dont be mad at me just cuz of the hot tub but he said i was the best hed ever had
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selfhelphero
January 17 2012, 02:54:27 UTC
Topher might have felt the glare coming from Billy's direction, if he wasn't too drunk to notice it.
plz stop i dont want to want to drown you again. we both got to make out with him lets be happy.
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dollpocalypse
January 17 2012, 02:57:27 UTC
oh no i didnt make out with his face
TOPHER. TOPHER. NO.
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selfhelphero
January 17 2012, 03:01:10 UTC
...what did you make out with?
Look, that would have confused Billy when he was sober too.
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dollpocalypse
January 17 2012, 03:04:52 UTC
you kknow what fellation is right?
Almost, Topher. Almost.
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selfhelphero
January 17 2012, 03:08:17 UTC
And that noise would be Billy choking on his drink.
OH MY GOD YOU SUCK.
Which was quickly followed by:
LIKE FOR REAL. OH MY GOD WHY DO THESE WEEKENDS NOT LOVE ME LIKE THAT?!
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dollpocalypse
January 17 2012, 03:11:22 UTC
DONT CHOKE I KNOW CPR!!!11145
Topher. Don't knock over a table in your haste to rescue Billy. Just don't.
And don't pounce on him, either. It was rude.
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plz stop i dont want to want to drown you again. we both got to make out with him lets be happy.
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TOPHER. TOPHER. NO.
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Look, that would have confused Billy when he was sober too.
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Almost, Topher. Almost.
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OH MY GOD YOU SUCK.
Which was quickly followed by:
LIKE FOR REAL. OH MY GOD WHY DO THESE WEEKENDS NOT LOVE ME LIKE THAT?!
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Topher. Don't knock over a table in your haste to rescue Billy. Just don't.
And don't pounce on him, either. It was rude.
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