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[selfh]

so i was gonna be like

"hey ______ maybe you wanna go out with me?"

cause i figured, hey, wednesday is a good day for rejection.

but... i was out.

so

maybe thursday is a good day for rejection

maybe...

i'm awesome.
and hungry.byebyes^^

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[mrbojangles299]

Thursday is a FANTASTIC day for rejection. Orrr, a great day for "yes" followed soon by mad crazy sex.

[selfh]

am i fat?

[mrbojangles299]

Obviously, but width=pleasure.... ya fuckin chode.... :D

[selfh]

so is that a yes?

can i expect mad crazy sex soon?

[mrbojangles299]

Duh. Mad crazy fat chode INCREDIBLY pleasurable sex. If ya wanna make it better, peirce yer winkie. I can do it for a few bucks if ya want. Theres a healing process though, so you should do it soon.

[selfh]

ya know i should PROBABLY make this like... me+edfriendsonly.

anyway.

no, YOU pierce your tounge.

i can do that for ya free. you might have to rip the nail out of a countertop though. that's the healing process.

[mrbojangles299]

I want to pierce my tongue, I really do. Problem is I already sound retarded and Id get caught. I was gonna do it this summer while family was on vacation, turns out i have to go with them, so no cunnlingus ring for me :(

[selfh]

you mean

fellatio ring

cause it's more for mark an me than nicole

^^

[mrbojangles299]

what the hell dont you understand about "Shut your mouth, or I wont open mine?"

[selfh]

what the hell dont you understand about "Shut your mouth, and opem your asshole"

[mrbojangles299]

Im confused as to which asshole your talking about, the one on my body, or the 400 lb one in front of me.

[selfh]

ouch... don't talk about your girlfriend like that, that's REALLY mean.

i'm gonna tell her you said that

nasty bastard you are