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What kind of disease are you?
Chan:
Chan is caused by alien mind control rays.
Chan compels infectee to keep Bjork playing at all times, out of fear of 'head splodey.'
The only possible way to cure Chan infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month.
o_O....lock yourself in your room? Meheehe.
What kind of disease are you?
Koi:
Koi is caused by bad television.
Koi creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.
To cure Koi, bathe in the blood of your enemies.
O_O.......................
What kind of disease are you?
Tilly:
Tilly is caused by sponges.
Tilly disease makes you kick babies.
To cure Tilly, listen to every album by the Beatles, backwards.
Tilly: ....*Wanders off* =>_>=;
What kind of disease are you?
Tashat:
Tashat is caused by Satan.
Tashat disease makes you kick babies.
The only cure for Tashat is to paint everything you own a bright hot pink. This includes family members, small children, and pets.
.....eheheheheheheh.
Tashat: ....But I'm used to pink. Why should it make me go away?
Sora: .....:D......
What kind of disease are you?
Lori:
Lori is caused by alien mind control rays.
Lori disease causes one to be beaten by a broom every alternate tuesday
To cure Lori, crossdress badly.
...But only on Tuesdays. (When DID that become my saying anyway???)