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selfconfidented

.OO1. ♉ [TEXT]

Aug 20, 2011 22:52

-- adiosToreador [AT] began trolling ??? [???] --

uUUUUUUUUUUH,
tHERE ARE A COUPLE THINGS OF INTEREST, tHAT i NEED TO ADDRESS,
a FEW BULLET POINTS, iF YOU WILL,
( cut for ugly colored courier )

uh what?

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[Text] suchatroll August 23 2011, 21:35:34 UTC

ALRIGHT, FIRST TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW AND I'LL FILL IN THE REST.

[Text] selfconfidented August 23 2011, 21:47:29 UTC

oH, uHHHH, hEY KARKAT,
lAST THING I REMEMBER IS, tRYING TO STOP VRISKA FROM BEING CRAZY,
aND GETTING IS ALL KILLED,
bUT, uHHH, sHE STABBED ME INAPPROPRIATELY WITH MY LANCE,
aND NOW i'M SOMEWHERE, aND STRANGE PEOPLE ARE TALKING AT ME,

[Text] eightshoutpoles August 23 2011, 22:43:14 UTC

Strange people IN YOUR HEAD, you mean.

8ack me up here, Karkat!

[she's decided that Karkat being somewhat nicer to her here than in her timeline = Karkat may help her perpetuate a lie in an attempt to keep Tavros in check]

[there's pretty much no way that this won't fail spectacularly]

[Text] suchatroll August 23 2011, 23:06:32 UTC

BACK UP THERE.
VRISKA, SHUT UP FOR A MOMENT.
NOW, TAVROS WHAT WAS SHE TRYING TO DO THAT WAS GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED.

THIS IS ADSTRINGENDUM, ANOTHER PLACE OUTSIDE OF BOTH SESSIONS AND RULED BY SOME TRIGGER HAPPY GODS. BOLDED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
THEY'RE NOT TROLLS.
MOST PEOPLE ARE HUMAN WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE ANGELS AND THEY'RE NOT ABOUT TO END ANY OF US.
EXCEPT FOR LUCIFER BUT DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT INSANE FLAPPER.
THIS DEVICE IS HOW WE COMMUNICATE WITH THE REST OF THE CITY.
THERE MIGHT BE A MECHANIC HERE WHO CAN FIX YOUR LEGS, ASK AROUND.
ANYONE FIND YOU YET?

[Text] eightshoutpoles August 23 2011, 23:08:53 UTC

KARKAT!!!!!!!! I was taking care of things, so stop 8utting in and telling him th8s shit!

[Text] suchatroll August 23 2011, 23:10:51 UTC

THEN YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE ANYTHING OUT.

[Text] eightshoutpoles August 23 2011, 23:12:53 UTC

Of course I won't.

[lol no she's just going to stick right on with those lies and hope he doesn't read her conversation up there]

Now stop confusing the silly shithead already! I'll take it from here. ::::)

[Text - Private] suchatroll August 23 2011, 23:15:59 UTC

WHY DON'T I BELIEVE YOU?
OH THAT'S RIGHT BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO TWIST THINGS TO SUIT YOUR WISHES.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LIKE TO MESS WITH HIM.
I KEEP TELLING YOU HE'S BROKEN AND INCAPABLE OF HATE.

[Text - Private] eightshoutpoles August 23 2011, 23:17:22 UTC

Th8s is n8ne of your 8usiness!!!!!!!!

[Text - Private] suchatroll August 23 2011, 23:26:09 UTC

AND WHOSE BUSINESS IS IT?
YOU LIE AND SOMEONE ELSE WILL SET HIM STRAIGHT HERE.
NONE OF THESE HUMANS ARE ALL THAT DUMB EXCEPT THE ONES THAT MOAN AND WHINE ABOUT SWEAR WORDS. ITALICS FOR THE RIDICULOUSNESS.
SHE'LL BE ALONG TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR LANGUAGE SOON ENOUGH.
SAVOR THE SILENCE BEFORE THE CRITICISM COMES DOWN ABOUT HOW CHILDREN SHOULDN'T SEE THE WORD FUCK, AMONG OTHERS.
SHE'LL VOMIT HER RAGE ALL OVER YOU LIKE A TOOL OF A HUMAN GUARDIAN!
AT LEAST THE ONES WE SAW AND DEALT WITH HAD SOME MEASURE OF TOUGHNESS. WHICH IS SAD CONSIDERING THE SPECIES.

[Text - Private] eightshoutpoles August 23 2011, 23:30:50 UTC

I already met Juliet! And she's not that 8ad. I guess she just likes me 8etter than you. ::::)

8ut maaaaaaaan, you're changing the su8ject. It's none of your 8usiness what I might or might not feel for Toreadork 8ecause, guess what? No8ody asked your opinion!!!!!!!!

[Text - Private] suchatroll August 23 2011, 23:44:55 UTC

AND WHAT LIES DID YOU TELL TO GET THAT ONE BEING NICE TO YOU?

I'M NOT CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I'M POINTING OUT EVERY LITTLE TWISTED WORD YOU SAY HERE COULD BE CAUGHT ON TO.
AND SINCE HE'S BROKEN IN THE HATE DEPARTMENT, IT WON'T FUEL THE FIRES. NOW I WANT TO GUT MYSELF FOR USING THAT TERM.

[Text - Private] eightshoutpoles August 23 2011, 23:47:04 UTC

I'm hurt! I was just my usual charming self. The 8est!

Look, even if I WAS saying something untrue (which I'm not!!!!!!!!), I'm not stupid! It'd 8e 8ehind a filter that you definitely shouldn't try to hack into. ::::\ And I'd have my reasons, too. I'm not trying to fuel anything here!

[Text - Private] suchatroll August 23 2011, 23:57:22 UTC

IF YOU MEAN BY CHARMING SITTING AND SPINNING YOUR WEBS OF POISON THEN WE MIGHT AGREE.
AND THE MOMENT HE TALKS TO SOMEONE AND BRINGS IT UP, IT'S ALL OVER.
SO WHY NOT JUST NOT DO IT FROM THE START.

[Text - Private] eightshoutpoles August 23 2011, 23:58:34 UTC

I'm 8uying myself time to figure shit out!

Geez, you'll never get it.

[Text - Private] suchatroll August 24 2011, 00:01:17 UTC

YOU'RE GIVING YOURSELF TIME FOR THE FAILURE TO REALLY HIT YOU IN THE NOOK IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

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