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Nov 18, 2007 17:37

We saw Beowulf in 3D this rainy afternoon, hopped up on Dunkin Donuts coffee ( Read more... )

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self_nemesis November 19 2007, 05:38:39 UTC


Beowulf was certainly purer of heart in the original text, since he slew Grendel's mother and wasn't actually responsible for the dragon.

I had an illustrated, kid version of Beowulf as a child. I remember sitting on my bed in Pittsburgh,
surrounded by dinosaur models, and opening it to see a picture of a gigantic monster roaring inside
a room set on fire. Grendel may have been the first monster I ever laid eyes on.

They definitely increased the drama quotient,
and animation wise, took the first fumbling steps into a larger world of simulated performances.

There are still issues....every human character had gigantic sausage fingers, and there was a smooth blandness to their faces that made Grendel's craggy, lumpy face so welcome.

Supposedly Glover spoke Old English in the film, but it sounded more like a language he made up one day while hanging out in Crazytown.

This is a guy who attacked David Letterman with karate kicks on air and who gave out his home phone number inside copies of one of his albums, so fans could call him and tell him what they thought. That boy ain't right.

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fortune_cxxkie November 19 2007, 13:19:46 UTC
hahahah i think crispin glover is amazingly hot, but i can never ever think of him without replaying the video of him trying to karatekick david letterman! that was supposed to be olde english then that grendel spoke? i knew most of it SOUNDED english sometimes.. but overall i had no clue what the hell he was saying half the time.

awww good old crispin :p

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Crispin Glover self_nemesis November 19 2007, 20:07:19 UTC


He was wearing a wig and platform shoes, doing karate kicks and screaming:

"I am strong...I can kick!!"

I've always loved the guy. He's doing two slasher flicks now...SIMON SAYS, in which he plays the demented son of a redneck accidentally killed by teens, and I SCREAM MAN, about a serial killer terrorizing a small California town.

That second one was based on a short story by Robert R. McCammon, legendary horror author. I recently picked up the collection that contains that story and am reading it.

There's just something about the Crispy Glove.

His living room coffee table is a modified birthing apparatus from the 18th century, complete with stirrups where pregnant women's legs went.

Most of his furniture/curios are medically related in nature.

How does he get LAID? His bed is probably an iron maiden or something.

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Re: Crispin Glover fortune_cxxkie November 19 2007, 20:47:57 UTC
yeah! i heard he had an obsession with that kind of stuff... in theory it's pretty cool.. and i really find him so attractive.. but you have to wonder about that guy...

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Re: Crispin Glover self_nemesis November 19 2007, 22:13:21 UTC

He seems like the kind of person you might find
masturbating in the Mutter Museum of Oddities.

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