Michigan friends
1. FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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2. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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3. FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.
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4. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that shit was fun "
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5. FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: laugh at you
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6. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.
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7. FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
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8. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
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9. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.
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10. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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11. FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
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12. FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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13. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we
don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
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14. FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MICHIGAN Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.
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15. FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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16. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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17. FRIENDS: Will ignore this
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS
MICHIGAN friends!!
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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2. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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3. FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.
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4. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that shit was fun "
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5. FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: laugh at you
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6. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.
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7. FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
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8. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
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9. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.
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10. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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11. FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
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12. FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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13. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we
don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
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14. FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MICHIGAN Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.
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15. FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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16. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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17. FRIENDS: Will ignore this
MICHIGAN FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS
MICHIGAN friends!!