Snippet: Selene and Wilson
What's really funny is that even when they got engaged and married, Selene still can't call Wilson by his first name. Likewise, it 's awkward as hell for me to call him anything but.
Have a snippet from Five Times Selene Broke Jeremy's Nose and the One Time She Fixed It, in which Wilson tried to solve the mystery behind Selene's 'inclination towards breaking noses, particularly Jeremy's'
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“Stop dodging the bullet, would you?” Wilson hissed when she commented about his disgusting hunting cap. How on God’s earth was it even possible for such atrocious thing to exist?
“I honestly cannot take you seriously unless you burn that atrocity you call a hat on your head.”
A roll of his eyes later, Wilson removed the hat, fingers combing through the bird’s nest that was his hair.
Selene winced at the miserable state of his head. “On second thought, put it back on. I can’t decide if your hair is a greater crime against nature than that abominable thing you call a hat.”
“It’s a cap, not a hat, alright?”
“Cap, hat, bonnet, whatever. Point is, it’s distracting. And horrifing. Not to mention criminally wrong. What had fashion ever done to you?”
Have a snippet from Five Times Selene Broke Jeremy's Nose and the One Time She Fixed It, in which Wilson tried to solve the mystery behind Selene's 'inclination towards breaking noses, particularly Jeremy's'
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“Stop dodging the bullet, would you?” Wilson hissed when she commented about his disgusting hunting cap. How on God’s earth was it even possible for such atrocious thing to exist?
“I honestly cannot take you seriously unless you burn that atrocity you call a hat on your head.”
A roll of his eyes later, Wilson removed the hat, fingers combing through the bird’s nest that was his hair.
Selene winced at the miserable state of his head. “On second thought, put it back on. I can’t decide if your hair is a greater crime against nature than that abominable thing you call a hat.”
“It’s a cap, not a hat, alright?”
“Cap, hat, bonnet, whatever. Point is, it’s distracting. And horrifing. Not to mention criminally wrong. What had fashion ever done to you?”