As a precaution, I am now scouring the internet for sarcastic quips

Aug 29, 2013 20:21

Guitar Girl the roommate goes to pick up our weekly farm share of mostly delicious fresh food and the okra they also stick in there.

Farmer John: Guitar Girl, are you okay today?

Guitar Girl, who has felt low-grade ick/blah for the last year: I guess I'm doing okay. I'm a little bit nauseous.

Farmer John: Well, maybe you're pregnant.

There are many appropriate things to reply, Farmer John. That was not one of them.
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