Where are all the single guys?
Why does it seem like all the decent guys are either married or gay? That only leaves the losers trying to get in your pants. Not that sex isn't great, but at this point in my life I'm looking for a lasting relationship. I'm looking for that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over the-fence, world-series kind of stuff. Is that too much to ask for?