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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Selena!

1. A lump of Selena the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
2. Selena can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Selena fighting underground.
4. Astronauts get taller when they are in Selena.
5. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Selena, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
6. If Selena was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Selena.
8. Selena is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
9. California is the biggest exporter of Selena in the world.
10. More people are killed by Selena each year than die in aeroplane accidents.