Ten by Ten
Ten of my favourite characters and what kind of relationship I'd have with them, was it? Alas for my inner Mary Sue, I tend to fall for fictional people who... well, see for yourself.
1) Laura Roslin: I guess I'd volunteer for her election campaign, but I can't see us ever spending time a deux together. Also, if I had no more knowledge about events than your avarage fleet citizen I'd change my opinion and might vote for Zarek post-Home.
2) Darla: would have me for dinner, literaly. End of relationship.
3) Arvin Sloane: my last name isn't Bristow, and I'm not related to him. If he found me useful in any capacity, he might make an effort at being nice for as long as he could use me. Otherwise, I wouldn't get a word. Considering my political stance, I wouldn't trust him even during the times he was working for the CIA and would stay the hell away.
4) Buffy Summers: five minutes of awkward conversation. The end.
5) Anakin Skywalker: I assume this is before he gets in the suit? (As afterwards, he might find my lack of faith in the force disturbing. End of life.) Can't see us having enough in common to strike up more than five minutes of awkward conversation, either. I swear, these Chosen Ones....
6) Kai Winn: I'd stay the hell away, unless I was a reporter, in which case I'd be dying to get an interview. But then I'd still stay away afterwards and watch from a fascinated distance. And no, I wouldn't have voted for her when she entered the Prime Minister race. (I wouldn't have voted for Shakaar, either.) Separation of church and state, if you please.
7) Connor: see Buffy and Anakin. Though post-mindwipe, I might manage more than five minutes by quizzing him about Stanford, but that would be about it.
8) Londo Mollari: might flirt with me a bit, but not in a serious manner (Londo, as opposed to G'Kar, is a bit more conservative when it comes to interspecies sex, and I don't think I'd be one of the exceptions), and, depending on the stage of his career, might decide I need to get out more (and lend him some credits), see Lennier in season 1, or that I could be useful to help with the Centauri public image. I don't think he'd ever reveal his troubled soul to me. As I'm not Vir or G'Kar, he'd deflect any attempt to talk about something genuinenly serious in regards to himself.
9) Servalan: see Darla. Only not literary. The only way I'd survive was if she could use me, and then I'd probably get brainwashed and reeducated into the perfect citizen.
10) Quark: at last! He'd flirt with me and mean it. Unfortunately, I wouldn't be able to reciprocate. And I don't gamble. AND I don't drink alcohol. Alas, that would be the end of our relationship.
1) Laura Roslin: I guess I'd volunteer for her election campaign, but I can't see us ever spending time a deux together. Also, if I had no more knowledge about events than your avarage fleet citizen I'd change my opinion and might vote for Zarek post-Home.
2) Darla: would have me for dinner, literaly. End of relationship.
3) Arvin Sloane: my last name isn't Bristow, and I'm not related to him. If he found me useful in any capacity, he might make an effort at being nice for as long as he could use me. Otherwise, I wouldn't get a word. Considering my political stance, I wouldn't trust him even during the times he was working for the CIA and would stay the hell away.
4) Buffy Summers: five minutes of awkward conversation. The end.
5) Anakin Skywalker: I assume this is before he gets in the suit? (As afterwards, he might find my lack of faith in the force disturbing. End of life.) Can't see us having enough in common to strike up more than five minutes of awkward conversation, either. I swear, these Chosen Ones....
6) Kai Winn: I'd stay the hell away, unless I was a reporter, in which case I'd be dying to get an interview. But then I'd still stay away afterwards and watch from a fascinated distance. And no, I wouldn't have voted for her when she entered the Prime Minister race. (I wouldn't have voted for Shakaar, either.) Separation of church and state, if you please.
7) Connor: see Buffy and Anakin. Though post-mindwipe, I might manage more than five minutes by quizzing him about Stanford, but that would be about it.
8) Londo Mollari: might flirt with me a bit, but not in a serious manner (Londo, as opposed to G'Kar, is a bit more conservative when it comes to interspecies sex, and I don't think I'd be one of the exceptions), and, depending on the stage of his career, might decide I need to get out more (and lend him some credits), see Lennier in season 1, or that I could be useful to help with the Centauri public image. I don't think he'd ever reveal his troubled soul to me. As I'm not Vir or G'Kar, he'd deflect any attempt to talk about something genuinenly serious in regards to himself.
9) Servalan: see Darla. Only not literary. The only way I'd survive was if she could use me, and then I'd probably get brainwashed and reeducated into the perfect citizen.
10) Quark: at last! He'd flirt with me and mean it. Unfortunately, I wouldn't be able to reciprocate. And I don't gamble. AND I don't drink alcohol. Alas, that would be the end of our relationship.