This show needs better writers!

Sep 13, 2019 19:34

In Star Trek: TNG's sixth season, there's an episode called Tapestry which early on has a scene where Picard has a near-death experience, Q shows up and says "welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead. And I'm God". To which my favourite Captain replies that Q is not, because "the universe isn't that badly designed".

I always loved that exchange and never failed to smile over it, but these last few years, as reality has gotten crazier and crazier, I've started to think maybe Picard's belief in the rationality of the universe was over confident. I mean, no tv show could get away with either a US President feuding with the weather forecast (to name a detail of a million that's insane about the Orange Menace's era) or the three years of (preparations to) national self suicide that's commonly known as Brexit. I long for the restraint and sanity of Spitting Image, I do. Meanwhile, I must say I'm distressed one of my favourite characters of Brexit: The TV Show has announced his impending exit, but otoh am satisfyied that the way he's arranged said exit foils another dastardly plan by the horror clowns currently in charge of government. This "Best of Bercow" collection might serve as a tribute as as well as any:

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Meanwhile, renember how Steve Bannon identified with Thomas Cromwell, somehow seeming to miss how Cromwell exited the historical scene? Boris Johnson fancies himself Augustus in his Gaius Octavius phase, bloodily purging Rome of his opponents, but with decades of Pax Romana and praise as the best Emperor ever just around the corner. Um. Leaving aside the characteristic modesty here, I'm insulted on behalf of Augustus, and I never was a fan of the man. Octavian/Augustus could plan, and count, you know. Could he ever. Also, none of the current PM's sidekicks strikes me as a Marcus Agrippa, without whom the transition from Octavius to Augustus would have been impossible. (If we must cite a Roman Emperor for comparison, I'm tentatively eying, no, not Caligula, that one's already taken by Boris' overseas twin, but Romulus Augustulus, ruling over the shadow of an Empire as it collapses.)

The other pop culture precedent recently quoted by Mr. Johnson is the multiple retribution killings at the end of the Godfather. Good lord. No wonder that Coppola basically replied with "I knew Michael Corleone; you are no Michael Corleone". (Okay, whath Coppola actually said was “I feel badly that scenes in a gangster film might inspire any activity in the real world or [provide] encouragement to someone I see is about to bring the beloved United Kingdom to ruin", but same diff.) Honestly, at this point I'm only waiting for Boris the Buffoon to declare himself the real life Walter White and try his best Bryan Cranston imitation whilie growling "I'm the one who knocks". Which, as you may or may not recall, Walt didn't say at a point when he was actually in charge but when he was little more than Gus Fring's wageslave in the basement, complete with daily humiliation, and needed to rebuild his ego by trying to scare his wife.

Lastly, have two links
rydra_wong shared first:

An unprecedent 10 days: the Guardian attempts a summary.

How Britain plunged into its worst constitutional crisis in 400 years: what the label says.

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brexit, is this real life or is this fantasy?, are you saying what i think you're sayin

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