Answering Machine
Hi, for some reason you have reached the cellphone of Lena Reynolds. As you may have guessed, for some reason I’m not answering. Hopefully it’s because I’m busy/avoiding you/can’t find the phone, and not that I’m dead.
Anyway…
If you are someone I would like to receive a phone call from, press 1. Seriously.
If you are calling about stuff pertaining to Tasha’s House, press 2.
If for some reason you have found Tasha, press 3.
If you need something killed, press 4.
If this has to do with uni stuff, press 5.
If you are the guys who try to grab my butt at work, you have the wrong number. Or press 4.
If it’s something else entirely, press 6.
Actually, just leave a message. Unless you’re the buttgrabbers, then just go die.
*BEEP*
Anyway…
If you are someone I would like to receive a phone call from, press 1. Seriously.
If you are calling about stuff pertaining to Tasha’s House, press 2.
If for some reason you have found Tasha, press 3.
If you need something killed, press 4.
If this has to do with uni stuff, press 5.
If you are the guys who try to grab my butt at work, you have the wrong number. Or press 4.
If it’s something else entirely, press 6.
Actually, just leave a message. Unless you’re the buttgrabbers, then just go die.
*BEEP*