Hee hee hee...
What kind of disease are you?
Kristi:
Kristi is caused by Satan.
Kristi creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.
To cure Kristi, listen to every album by the Beatles, backwards.
What kind of disease are you?
Selena:
Selena is caused by Satan.
Selena disease causes one to be beaten by a broom every alternate tuesday
To cure Selena, write bad goth poetry.
This makes me feel better.