if you can't take the heat. . .
Honestly. You buy a book of modernist and postmodernist poetry, and do you expect it to be squeaky fucking clean?
You think Salvador Dali should, what, have censored himself so some teenage girl in the year 2007 doesn't have to read the word "masturbator"?
HAHAHAH. I saw Tristan Tzara's name in that book; I hope he scandalizes your pants off.
this is the painting, not the poem. . .
Please. Please figure out that your clean little world and your clean little poetry isn't all of human experience.
In other news, wearing a polo shirt and driving a very new car really makes me feel like a douchebag. Like I should be explaining myself constantly: "no, the polo shirt was on sale, really, it wasn't even from Hollister, and the car. . ."
And adding to The List of Things That are Douchebags (I may be on this list, I'm sure I can be quite a douche):
the majority of Dir en grey fans. Or at least a plurality. I should really make a pie chart of this. I've collected scientific data, don'tyouknow.
LebronsMyDad (8:23:49 PM): i guess this means you wont come to tallmadge with me
LebronsMyDad (8:23:50 PM): cuz
LebronsMyDad (8:23:51 PM): i
LebronsMyDad (8:23:52 PM): was
LebronsMyDad (8:23:52 PM): gonna
LebronsMyDad (8:23:53 PM): go
LebronsMyDad (8:23:54 PM): soo
LebronsMyDad (8:23:55 PM): nn
byebyejelyanne (8:24:03 PM): i'm afraid we can't be friends anymore
LebronsMyDad (8:23:58 PM): they have a band
byebyejelyanne (8:24:11 PM): awww what band
LebronsMyDad (8:24:08 PM): that's playiing musiks of the rock variation
byebyejelyanne (8:24:28 PM): my dad wants me to go to firestone park's with him
LebronsMyDad (8:24:24 PM): NO
byebyejelyanne (8:24:34 PM): and he bought me my car so. . .
LebronsMyDad (8:24:29 PM): ugh
LebronsMyDad (8:24:33 PM): i'll buy you A TRUCK
LebronsMyDad (8:24:35 PM): hahaha
byebyejelyanne (8:24:48 PM): when you buy me a car i'll drive to tallmadge to give you a beer
LebronsMyDad (8:24:42 PM): that's bigger and muchos bettereors
byebyejelyanne (8:24:51 PM): until then. . .
byebyejelyanne (8:24:53 PM): i'm sorry
byebyejelyanne (8:24:59 PM): but i just can't do it for you
LebronsMyDad (8:24:58 PM): damn and blast
I try to be mad about something like Dir en grey fans for like 5 minutes and see what happens. Someone IMs me and we have a wacky conversation.
Maybe the Dir fans are douchebags BECAUSE this never happens to them- pretty nice having IRL friends, I say.