Okay, I've had heartburn every time I've eaten or drank ANYTHING for the past three weeks. Anything includes water.
Either I've succeeded in giving myself an ulcer OR I've hit that barrier of age where my esophagus pays me back with interest for all the cayenne pepper I've ingested over the years.
And while I would have to be heavily sedated for any medical practitioner to get anywhere NEAR me with an endoscope,
this is a very cool diagnosis procedure. Finally, something that will not cut me up or mentally scar me just to diagnose me!