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Instead of giving you a real update in which I would tell you that I've got the beginning portion of my script almost half done and have been writing to my little heart's content while doing my nails all pretty and pink, I will instead orally vomit drool out of my mouth and onto my keyboard, which creates this mumbo jumbo:
001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives. (mostly on pizza)
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I've done something illegal (who hasn’t?)
009. I've watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne-free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently.
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I've been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I have a razor on a necklace)
020. I'm really, really smart *snickers*. (Oh wait, I'm taking this survey!)
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I'm paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now. (I am in desperate need of 518USD by the 6th)
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin. (if blood-relation doesn’t count)
037. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way that I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic.
042. I have mood swings. (what girl with a functional uterus doesn't?)
043. I think prostitution should be legalized. (and I need money badly enough to be the first in line for the job)
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent. (if cutting up a banana with my snatch counts)
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I've been sexually intimate with less than ten people.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I'm bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I'm obsessed with my LJ!
058. I don't hate anyone. except perhaps my cat
059. I'm a pretty good dancer.
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a cell phone.
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I've rejected someone before. (breaking up is hard to do)
069. I currently have a crush on someone. Crispin Glover... and uh... my... best friend. ssshhh)
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future. (I also intend to sell them on the black market)
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I've had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
076. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
077. I have a lot to learn.
078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
080. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
081. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
083. I have been rejected by someone. (again, breaking up is hard to do)
084. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
085. I own the "SOUTH PARK" movie.
086. I have avoided work to play on LJ.
087. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
088. I enjoy country music.
089. I love my best friend. (ahem....)
090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
091. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
092. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
095. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
096. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (but not JUST because of that)
097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
098. I have dated a close friend's ex.
099. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. I've had a crush on somebody you have never met. (as far as I know)
102. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating on something right now. (going to bed)
106. I own and use a library card. (not like they cost money)
107. I fall in "lust" more than in "love."
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks. (I need to make a run for the border now)
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."
111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.
112. I am an entirely different person around different people.
113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
114. I think Ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world. (do not upset the ramen gods... they keep me fed)
115. I am suffering of a broken heart.
116. I am a nerd.
117. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely. (only a little with that first one, though)
118. I am left handed and proud of it.
119. I try not to change who I am for someone.
120. My heart resides below my feet. (and everyone else's)
121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
122. I enjoy smoothies. (I had my first smoothie tonight- strawberry flavored-mmmmboy)
123. I have had major surgery.
124. I have adopted a pet from the SPCA.
125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.
126. Some people call me by a nickname.
127. I once stole a music stand.
128. I like pumpkin pie.
129. I love NASCAR!
130. I own over 200 CDs. (in all fairness, less than a hundred were bought)
131. I work 7 days a week.
132. I have mono. (burned onto a cd. very pretty music)
132. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor. (oh if only I could double bold)
134. I'm still in my PJs.
135. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong guys, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate.
137. I'll try anything three times. (unless it sucked the first time)
138. I've done drugs other than alcohol or cannabis.
139. I'm having trouble sleeping. (it's a quarter to 6a and I'm about to pass out)
140. I am a cuddler.
141. I love John Waters films. (wouldn't be a proper fag hag if I didn't)
142. I have made a pornographic videotape.
143. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin. (right there with lust and chocolate)
144. One of my boobs is bigger than the other though not noticed by others. (actually, mine are constantly changing sizes)
145. I know all the words to the "Firefly" theme song.
146. I am abnormally obsessed with all things Buffy/Angel
147. I love comfort food.
148. I'm a right-winged conservative Christian, and proud of it.
149. I'm Catholic
150. I can walk a mile without feeling like I'm going to die over.
151. I am a college student.
152. I love/like to cook.
153. I hate vacuuming with a passion.
154. I'm addicted to photography and picture frames.
155. I have performed in the Rocky Horror Picture show (duh!!!!!)
156. I generally get along with my parents.
157. I like Shakespeare
158. I like to sing.
159. I'll take the Pepsi Challenge any day, and STILL pick Coke!
160. I have things that I want to say to people, but I won't/can't because I don't want to hurt/be hurt by them.
161. I'm not "mainstream" when it comes to religion.
162. I've counted down the days until the summer.
163. I've fulfilled someone's dare at a party or gathering. (and there are pictures)
164. I challenge people to duels, and when I do, I mean it.
165. I was pigeon-toed at one point in my life. (still am)
166. I love Digimon and wear goggles to school.
167. I have been to an anime convention.
168. I constantly have my head in the clouds daydreaming.
169. I am addicted to roleplaying.
170. I was in labor for 30 hours with no pain medication.
171. I own more than three items of vinyl clothing.
172. I read hardcore Christian Bible Tracts because I think they're funny. (I have a rather large collection)
173. I hate to drive.
174. I'm unemployed but would rather sit on my butt and play video games than look for a job. (where do I sign up to be a videogame tester?)
175. I come from a southern, highly religious family and have chosen to keep a major part of my life secret from my family for now because I know they will disown me the day they find out.
176. I have a serious taste for older men--older, snarky, sarcastic men.
177. I had a happy childhood.
178. I have an unhealthy obsession with certain child actors. (well, he's not a child anymore, but Macully Culkin <3)
179. I am an only child.
180. I have more than five different lotions on my desk right now. (it was just xmas)
181. I have a more active online social life than IRL.
182. Sometimes, I actually like my job.
183. I am always cold.
184. I think too much.
185. I want to be in movies.
186. I'm too obnoxiously tal
Oh man... 186 questions??? I'm going to bed!
001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives. (mostly on pizza)
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I've done something illegal (who hasn’t?)
009. I've watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne-free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently.
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I've been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I have a razor on a necklace)
020. I'm really, really smart *snickers*. (Oh wait, I'm taking this survey!)
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I'm paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now. (I am in desperate need of 518USD by the 6th)
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin. (if blood-relation doesn’t count)
037. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way that I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic.
042. I have mood swings. (what girl with a functional uterus doesn't?)
043. I think prostitution should be legalized. (and I need money badly enough to be the first in line for the job)
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent. (if cutting up a banana with my snatch counts)
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I've been sexually intimate with less than ten people.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I'm bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I'm obsessed with my LJ!
058. I don't hate anyone. except perhaps my cat
059. I'm a pretty good dancer.
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a cell phone.
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I've rejected someone before. (breaking up is hard to do)
069. I currently have a crush on someone. Crispin Glover... and uh... my... best friend. ssshhh)
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future. (I also intend to sell them on the black market)
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I've had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
076. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
077. I have a lot to learn.
078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
080. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
081. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
083. I have been rejected by someone. (again, breaking up is hard to do)
084. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
085. I own the "SOUTH PARK" movie.
086. I have avoided work to play on LJ.
087. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
088. I enjoy country music.
089. I love my best friend. (ahem....)
090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
091. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
092. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
095. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
096. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (but not JUST because of that)
097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
098. I have dated a close friend's ex.
099. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. I've had a crush on somebody you have never met. (as far as I know)
102. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating on something right now. (going to bed)
106. I own and use a library card. (not like they cost money)
107. I fall in "lust" more than in "love."
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks. (I need to make a run for the border now)
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."
111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.
112. I am an entirely different person around different people.
113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
114. I think Ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world. (do not upset the ramen gods... they keep me fed)
115. I am suffering of a broken heart.
116. I am a nerd.
117. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely. (only a little with that first one, though)
118. I am left handed and proud of it.
119. I try not to change who I am for someone.
120. My heart resides below my feet. (and everyone else's)
121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
122. I enjoy smoothies. (I had my first smoothie tonight- strawberry flavored-mmmmboy)
123. I have had major surgery.
124. I have adopted a pet from the SPCA.
125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.
126. Some people call me by a nickname.
127. I once stole a music stand.
128. I like pumpkin pie.
129. I love NASCAR!
130. I own over 200 CDs. (in all fairness, less than a hundred were bought)
131. I work 7 days a week.
132. I have mono. (burned onto a cd. very pretty music)
132. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor. (oh if only I could double bold)
134. I'm still in my PJs.
135. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong guys, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate.
137. I'll try anything three times. (unless it sucked the first time)
138. I've done drugs other than alcohol or cannabis.
139. I'm having trouble sleeping. (it's a quarter to 6a and I'm about to pass out)
140. I am a cuddler.
141. I love John Waters films. (wouldn't be a proper fag hag if I didn't)
142. I have made a pornographic videotape.
143. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin. (right there with lust and chocolate)
144. One of my boobs is bigger than the other though not noticed by others. (actually, mine are constantly changing sizes)
145. I know all the words to the "Firefly" theme song.
146. I am abnormally obsessed with all things Buffy/Angel
147. I love comfort food.
148. I'm a right-winged conservative Christian, and proud of it.
149. I'm Catholic
150. I can walk a mile without feeling like I'm going to die over.
151. I am a college student.
152. I love/like to cook.
153. I hate vacuuming with a passion.
154. I'm addicted to photography and picture frames.
155. I have performed in the Rocky Horror Picture show (duh!!!!!)
156. I generally get along with my parents.
157. I like Shakespeare
158. I like to sing.
159. I'll take the Pepsi Challenge any day, and STILL pick Coke!
160. I have things that I want to say to people, but I won't/can't because I don't want to hurt/be hurt by them.
161. I'm not "mainstream" when it comes to religion.
162. I've counted down the days until the summer.
163. I've fulfilled someone's dare at a party or gathering. (and there are pictures)
164. I challenge people to duels, and when I do, I mean it.
165. I was pigeon-toed at one point in my life. (still am)
166. I love Digimon and wear goggles to school.
167. I have been to an anime convention.
168. I constantly have my head in the clouds daydreaming.
169. I am addicted to roleplaying.
170. I was in labor for 30 hours with no pain medication.
171. I own more than three items of vinyl clothing.
172. I read hardcore Christian Bible Tracts because I think they're funny. (I have a rather large collection)
173. I hate to drive.
174. I'm unemployed but would rather sit on my butt and play video games than look for a job. (where do I sign up to be a videogame tester?)
175. I come from a southern, highly religious family and have chosen to keep a major part of my life secret from my family for now because I know they will disown me the day they find out.
176. I have a serious taste for older men--older, snarky, sarcastic men.
177. I had a happy childhood.
178. I have an unhealthy obsession with certain child actors. (well, he's not a child anymore, but Macully Culkin <3)
179. I am an only child.
180. I have more than five different lotions on my desk right now. (it was just xmas)
181. I have a more active online social life than IRL.
182. Sometimes, I actually like my job.
183. I am always cold.
184. I think too much.
185. I want to be in movies.
186. I'm too obnoxiously tal
Oh man... 186 questions??? I'm going to bed!