Damn, your pits smell like shit!
Okay, I try to keep my silly posts down to a bare minimum but I really feel this must be shared.
I went out to dinner with a couple friends and a very profound question was raised.
Would it be socially acceptable (done in public) if people shit out their armpits?
What an unfathomable inquiry! Right up in the air with no prelude at all! Of course it stole the scene of the whole dinner discussion. I mean, come on. Would it?
Our whole way of living would change. Making the first move, for instance, would possibly become a completely vulgar thing. Imagine sitting next to your date in a theater or on the couch or what have you, and suddenly *YAWN-STRETCH* arm around you. Gag! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Children wouldn't be as impressive to their peers by making farting sounds with their armpits. No, no... the hand goes up the butt now.
Anal sex would be hilarious! I'm not the type, but even I'd try that!
And what about deoderant? And shaving? Would we shit out both pits? Would it be at the same time or would they take turns, like ovaries? Or would one piss? Toilets would have a whole new look. Sleeveless shirts would be like chaps with no underwear.
Even scratching would be a huge deal. People always scratch their pits without even thinking of it. Though scratching your ass would no longer be concidered funny or rude.
Boy, we had a lot of angry faces point our way tonight.
What do you think?
I went out to dinner with a couple friends and a very profound question was raised.
Would it be socially acceptable (done in public) if people shit out their armpits?
What an unfathomable inquiry! Right up in the air with no prelude at all! Of course it stole the scene of the whole dinner discussion. I mean, come on. Would it?
Our whole way of living would change. Making the first move, for instance, would possibly become a completely vulgar thing. Imagine sitting next to your date in a theater or on the couch or what have you, and suddenly *YAWN-STRETCH* arm around you. Gag! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Children wouldn't be as impressive to their peers by making farting sounds with their armpits. No, no... the hand goes up the butt now.
Anal sex would be hilarious! I'm not the type, but even I'd try that!
And what about deoderant? And shaving? Would we shit out both pits? Would it be at the same time or would they take turns, like ovaries? Or would one piss? Toilets would have a whole new look. Sleeveless shirts would be like chaps with no underwear.
Even scratching would be a huge deal. People always scratch their pits without even thinking of it. Though scratching your ass would no longer be concidered funny or rude.
Boy, we had a lot of angry faces point our way tonight.
What do you think?