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I had a thought the other day.. *yes, I do have them from time to time.*
Why is it when cops pull you over, they always ask the same question:
"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?" I am tempted to reply, "Well let me see Regis...could it be
A) because being an asshole is a prerequisite of being a policeman?
B) Because you are forced to do so by the incompetant bureaucrats who run this fair city, so they can line their pockets and the pockets of their cronies?
or C...
BZZZZZZZZZZZAP!!!
Damn...forgot they carry tasers now.
*twitch*
Why is it when cops pull you over, they always ask the same question:
"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?" I am tempted to reply, "Well let me see Regis...could it be
A) because being an asshole is a prerequisite of being a policeman?
B) Because you are forced to do so by the incompetant bureaucrats who run this fair city, so they can line their pockets and the pockets of their cronies?
or C...
BZZZZZZZZZZZAP!!!
Damn...forgot they carry tasers now.
*twitch*