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[sekushinahito]

I erm.... took my phone with me into the ocean today for 5-10 minutes. I forgot it was in my pocket because I never carry anything on me in the swim trunks, well with the exception of today (I had hurried downstairs to jump in the truck and put the phone in my pocket whilst running). I tried drying it out and put the battery back in but it vibrated

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[8_fold_path]

wait, ocean? where are you again?

[the_tralfamador]

i think we all know why that cell phone was in the trunks.

he couldn't find a potato.

[ohsgoalie]

That was brilliant flash... and i call you a lot dickweed, but maybe i'll stop b/c will, like god, is infallible and therefore cannot be wrong... i don't want to unmake existence

[sekushinahito]

no you do not, I'll have a new one by friday hopefully... my voice mail conveys this message as well