Man, I don't even know how we could let this happen.
The Procrastinator's Creed:
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
15. Lookie.
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50 Random questions
1) Where was your last kiss?
At my car door, in his driveway.
2) What color underwear are you wearing now?
Red background with white stars.
3) What are you listening to right now?
Sea and Cake
4) What's your favorite number?
5
5) What was the last thing you ate?
Gushers.
6) When was the last time you smiled?
Within the last few minutes probably. I don't remember.
7) How is the weather right now?
Gorgeous.
8) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My one thing.
11) Do you smoke?
Cigarettes=Nasty Cancer Sticks.
(That means no.)
12) When was the last time, if ever, you blacked out?
Um in third grade I locked my knees too long while practicing for the Christmas dealie and passed out?
13) ANY CHILDREN?
Not yet!
14) Your hair color?
Brownie boring.
15) Eye color?
Gray
17) Favorite Holiday?
Christmas
18) Favorite Month?
June
19) Have you ever cried for no reason?
I'm sure; I am female.
20) Last movie you watched?
Half-Baked. Going to see Vacancy tonight.
21) Favorite Day of the Year?
Pshh...? Arbor Day. Or possibly my birthday?
22) What kind of mood are you in?
Shleepy.
23) Last advice you received?
Get up off your ass and do what you need to do, quit being so damned lazy.
24) What was the highlight of your weekend?
Hmm, I liked a lot of it. I don't really know what part was best.
25) How late have you ever stayed out?
Ohh sometimes I accidentally don't come home. I'm a bad kid.
26) Chocolate or Vanilla?
Depends.
27) Who sent you your last IM?
Wow, I never get on aim, I don't even remember.
28) Who did you send your last IM to?
Ditto 27
29) Who was the last person to call you?
My one thing.
34) What were you doing before this?
Talking to my dear mum.
36) Favorite Drink?
Oh the Dr!
37) Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Buttery as hell, and fairly salty as well.
38) Dogs or cats?
Kittays. I don't like dogs. They don't scare me or anything, I just think they're dumb and smelly. Cats are somewhat self-sufficient, I like that.
39) Favorite flower?
White daisies.
40) When was the last time you got into trouble?
Heh, I'm eighteen, no one can control me now.
41) What did you do?
I don't even remember, I never get in trouble.
43) Who would you like to see this weekend?
Je ne sais pas. All the cool kids.
44) Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
No, those are all Charlottey folks, who I haven't talked to since I lived there. Saddo. I've known Tina since firstie grade, though, that's close.
45) Have you ever fired a gun?
Nope.
46) Do you like to travel by plane?
Muchly.
48) What are you going to do this weekend?
Probably time to party, haven't done that for a minute.
49) Do you have a crush//love someone?
I think there's a little crush going on...
50) Are you missing someone?
I miss some feelings, that people have made me feel before or that I think people could make me feel again. But it's not the people, really, it's the feelings.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
15. Lookie.
--
50 Random questions
1) Where was your last kiss?
At my car door, in his driveway.
2) What color underwear are you wearing now?
Red background with white stars.
3) What are you listening to right now?
Sea and Cake
4) What's your favorite number?
5
5) What was the last thing you ate?
Gushers.
6) When was the last time you smiled?
Within the last few minutes probably. I don't remember.
7) How is the weather right now?
Gorgeous.
8) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My one thing.
11) Do you smoke?
Cigarettes=Nasty Cancer Sticks.
(That means no.)
12) When was the last time, if ever, you blacked out?
Um in third grade I locked my knees too long while practicing for the Christmas dealie and passed out?
13) ANY CHILDREN?
Not yet!
14) Your hair color?
Brownie boring.
15) Eye color?
Gray
17) Favorite Holiday?
Christmas
18) Favorite Month?
June
19) Have you ever cried for no reason?
I'm sure; I am female.
20) Last movie you watched?
Half-Baked. Going to see Vacancy tonight.
21) Favorite Day of the Year?
Pshh...? Arbor Day. Or possibly my birthday?
22) What kind of mood are you in?
Shleepy.
23) Last advice you received?
Get up off your ass and do what you need to do, quit being so damned lazy.
24) What was the highlight of your weekend?
Hmm, I liked a lot of it. I don't really know what part was best.
25) How late have you ever stayed out?
Ohh sometimes I accidentally don't come home. I'm a bad kid.
26) Chocolate or Vanilla?
Depends.
27) Who sent you your last IM?
Wow, I never get on aim, I don't even remember.
28) Who did you send your last IM to?
Ditto 27
29) Who was the last person to call you?
My one thing.
34) What were you doing before this?
Talking to my dear mum.
36) Favorite Drink?
Oh the Dr!
37) Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Buttery as hell, and fairly salty as well.
38) Dogs or cats?
Kittays. I don't like dogs. They don't scare me or anything, I just think they're dumb and smelly. Cats are somewhat self-sufficient, I like that.
39) Favorite flower?
White daisies.
40) When was the last time you got into trouble?
Heh, I'm eighteen, no one can control me now.
41) What did you do?
I don't even remember, I never get in trouble.
43) Who would you like to see this weekend?
Je ne sais pas. All the cool kids.
44) Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
No, those are all Charlottey folks, who I haven't talked to since I lived there. Saddo. I've known Tina since firstie grade, though, that's close.
45) Have you ever fired a gun?
Nope.
46) Do you like to travel by plane?
Muchly.
48) What are you going to do this weekend?
Probably time to party, haven't done that for a minute.
49) Do you have a crush//love someone?
I think there's a little crush going on...
50) Are you missing someone?
I miss some feelings, that people have made me feel before or that I think people could make me feel again. But it's not the people, really, it's the feelings.