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[Last update: 21 March 2016]
Hi! My name's Sekrit and I use this journal exclusively to participate in the South Park fandom.
For ease of use, here is a complete list of fan fic I've written:
complete fics.
Fake Hipsters | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle (+ others, incl. underage) | On Christmas break of his senior year in college, Stan comes home to figure out who he is, and what he wants out of life.
The Other Table | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle (+ Craig/Kyle; others) | So many boys in the 11th grade class are gay that an academic comes to South Park looking for answers, manipulating Kyle (who is pining for Stan) into cooperating with him.
An Extended Metaphor | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle | In what way is Kyle like a bicycle?
Three-Legged Race For Sprained Ankle Awareness Bake-Off | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle | Stan could win the school bake-off, but Cartman has designs on the prize and might be willing to kill for it.
I Came A Long Way to See You, Now I Wish You Were Dead | LJ | FF.net | DA | AO3 | Stan/Kyle, Craig/Tweek | Stan and Kyle own an antiques shop, but their landlord, Craig, wants to put them out of business.
[Written for a contest held by imaginaaation; winner of said contest by popular vote.]
Catalinarian Orations | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle | One morning, Kyle wakes up with a vagina.
Fruits and Birds | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle | Kyle is obsessed with Christmas, and Stan wants to convert to Judaism. What could possibly go wrong?
God Only Knows | Cartman/Kyle, Cartman/Kenny, Cartman/Butters | A South Park/Big Love crossover
Things are Getting Kind of Gross | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny/Eric | for burnawayy, who left the fandom | True, Stan shrieked like a little girl the first time Kyle woke up without any eyes, but Kyle tried not to make fun of the poor guy - if he could have seen his own reflection, he might have shrieked, too.
Liebe Und Krankheit | LJ | FF.net | Kenny/Clyde; Stan/Kyle | Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
Stan Marsh's Love Plants | Stan/Kyle | For Stan and Kyle, the road to adulthood leads through Oregon.
Keep on Doing What You Do / Jerks on the Loose | LJ | FF.net | Kenny/Craig; Stan/Kyle | written for RandomGhostie in the 2010 #sp-artists Secret Santa | Kenny is anything but conventional; Craig is married. These are issues that are best worked out at the school Christmas pageant, yes/no?
Subliminal Babywalls [xposted to porn] | LJ | Y!Gal | Stan/Kyle | Kyle wants rimming for his birthday.
Mousefix | Stan/Kyle | On Christmas Eve, a mouse runs across Stan's bedroom floor.
Jew Swap | various, het + slash | Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck.
Walpurgis Night | SPBB.org | AO3 | Stan/Kyle, Craig/Wendy | for spbigbang's SPBB 2012 | After a nuclear attack on the US, Stan decides to rescue Kyle, with whom he's been fighting, from ground zero. Kenny comes along for the ride.
Stanley and the Faun | LJ | AO3 | Stan/Kyle | AU |Once upon a time there lived a faun who had been banished from the village.
Scarlett O'Hara's Coffee Cantata | Stan/Kyle | based on a pic from Noxicosis | for spbigbang's SPRMB 2012 | Kyle dreams of being human.
Welcome to Yogurt Junction | Stan/Kyle | Kyle was loathe to discover that he was worth exactly $12.
It's Not Your Time | SPBB.org | AO3 | Stan/Kyle, Stan/Wendy | for spbigbang's SPBB 2013 | One morning shortly after his 13th birthday, Stan wakes up in his own future..
RIAT prequels:
1/2 You Only Live Twice | Token/Stan, Cartman/Kyle | In his third year at Oxford, 1966-1967, Stanley’s life is at a crossroads. The boy he likes is seeing someone else, his tutor hates his work, and homosexuality is illegal in Britain. Yet a posh, handsome classmate has taken an interest in him; could this be the year Stanley figures out the direction he’s meant to head in? | Prequel to The Rectum is a Tomb
2/2 "Go To The Mirror!" | LJ | AO3 | Stan/Kyle | August 1967 | Prequel to The Rectum is a Tomb.
FTM Kyle fics:
0/3 An Unwillingness | Stan/Kyle [pre-slash] | On a joint trip to Sarasota over fall break, Stan experiences a series of firsts.
1/3 First Settlements | Stan/Kyle | Pretty much it was just like any other Saturday.
2/3 How Am I Different | StanKyle | Stan and Kyle both lose something. Two things, in Kyle's case.
Untitled | Stan/Kyle | Stan and Kyle's car breaks down.
Early Evening, Alamo Placita | Stan/Kyle | Written for a southparkkink prompt: "Stan is a protective father."
That Mormon Bitch Your Son Married | Stan/Kyle, OMC/OFC | Stan and Kyle are literally old grandpas.
Pulling Mussels | Craig/Clyde, Stan/Kyle | When Craig moves back to South Park following a bad breakup, he intends on living a life of solitude. He should have expected that South Park, and its residents, have a way of dragging you back in.
dad fic | tumblr | LJ | Stan/Kyle | Stan's away on business, so diaper duty falls to Kyle | with great illustration from negniahn
Last Holiday Weekend | AO3 | tumblr | Stan just wants to watch the Sherlock special in peace. | Another great negniahn picture included.
First You Get Close, Then You Get Worried | Stan/Kyle, Craig/Clyde | A collection of 11 fics written by request for AU prompts.
Chekhov's Poem | Stan/Kyle | Kyle buys Stan a puppy.
chaptered fics in progress.
The Rectum is a Tomb | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle (+ many, many others) | R/NC17 | AU: In 1980s London, Stan uses men like Kleenex, drinks, gossips, and pines for Kyle. Little do they know etc etc.
untitled complete fics written as gifts.
Untitled | Christophe/Kyle | Written for destrokker
Untitled | Stan/Kyle | PG13 | Written for fletset, who asked for S/K with a Yom Kippur theme
For Eishi | Stan/Kyle | PG | Written for eishitz, who asked for the prompt in walks a timid librarian
For Fletset | Stan/Kyle | PG | Written for fletset, who asked for the prompt nightmares
Empreg | Stan/Kyle | PG13 | Written for emzyme
For nhaingen: Clyde X Halfie | Halfie/Clyde | PG13 | Written for negniahn
border militias and whore-offs | Stan/Kyle | PG13 | Written for negniahn
For RandomGhostie: CraigxKenny | Craig/Kenny | PG | Written for RandomGhostie in the 2010 #sp-artists Secret Santa. Complete story here
but | Stan/Kyle, incidentally, but other creepy ones, too | PG13 | Based on this picture by negniahn. Mpreg. | When Stan is 13 he has a horrible teen mom problem and has to go live with his uncle in the woods
drabbles for south park prom | Various pairings, PGish | Drabble requests taken for an event -- multiple characters, pairings, etc.
Mpresent | Stan/Kyle | R-NC17 | written for negniahn | ever more mpreg, never enough
drabble requests for Stanley Cup angst | kyle being a pretentious queer theory major | "something that would deeply upset Trey Parker re: his South Park characters and his sad attempts to prop up his ego with them"
scraps.
Levi Johnston
PG
Showering
Stan/Kyle, PG13
Multiplicty of Craigs
Craig/Mephisto, PG13
Craig and Mephisto break up. What's a scientist with a bunch of cloning equipment to do?
Kyle gets a dick piercing
Stan/Kyle, PG13
Exactly what it sounds like.
Deathfic
Stan/Kyle...ish, G
I don't think SARS can kill you.
nine scraps
Various, G-PG13
What it says on the tin.
little hot dogs
Stan/Kyle, G-PG13
70s fic
Stan/Kyle, various, PG13
Kyle is the queen of disco!
Prom
Kenny/Clyde, Stan/Kyle, PG
St. Rosa and the Swallows, or, Notes on Camp
Stan/Kyle, R
To fulfill a graduation requirement, Stan decides to adapt Sontag's "Notes on Camp" into a musical.
King Sooper
Stan/Kyle, NC17
Kyle babysits
Stan/Kyle, G
Stan and Kyle are in fandom
Stan/Kyle, PG13
Kyle needs an abortion
Stan/Kyle, PG13, mpreg (sort of)
Lesbian commune
Stan/Kyle, Craig/Clyde, Kenny/Butters, R, genderbend
Wendy and Stan are BFFs
Stan/Kyle, PG
Funnel of Love
Stan/Kyle, PG, Stan and Kyle are very atmospheric vampires
Teacher AU
Stan/Kyle, PG, Stan and Kyle are teachers at a high school
Death fic scrap
Stan/Kyle, G, Another scrap about Kyle dying
eating gyros
Stan/Kyle, PG13, special negniahn guest appearance at the end
Hanukkah scrap
Stan/Kyle, PG
Stan and Kyle meet at a bar AU
Stan/Kyle, PG13
two times Kyle was a witch
Stan/Kyle, PG, Bewitched and Hogwarts AUs
Purim AU
PG, literally the Purim story
Holland
Stan and Kyle visit Holland, with art by negniahn
Pulling Mussel sequel
Clyde/Craig, Stan/Kyle, PG
Jimbo babysits
Jimbo/Ned, Baby Stan!
Clyde's birthday
Craig/Clyde
spring fic
Stan/Kyle, East and Passover
porn.
Stan Sluts His Way Through Europe, Stan/Kyle, Stan/OC, NC17; written for emzyme's pornography contest; fic never completed and contest never judged.
Subliminal Babywalls [xposted to works complete]
LJ | Y!Gal, Stan/Kyle, NC17, Kyle wants rimming for his birthday. And a steak.
Docking, Stan/Kyle, NC17; accompanied by a drawing from negniahn
Hi! My name's Sekrit and I use this journal exclusively to participate in the South Park fandom.
For ease of use, here is a complete list of fan fic I've written:
complete fics.
Fake Hipsters | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle (+ others, incl. underage) | On Christmas break of his senior year in college, Stan comes home to figure out who he is, and what he wants out of life.
The Other Table | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle (+ Craig/Kyle; others) | So many boys in the 11th grade class are gay that an academic comes to South Park looking for answers, manipulating Kyle (who is pining for Stan) into cooperating with him.
An Extended Metaphor | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle | In what way is Kyle like a bicycle?
Three-Legged Race For Sprained Ankle Awareness Bake-Off | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle | Stan could win the school bake-off, but Cartman has designs on the prize and might be willing to kill for it.
I Came A Long Way to See You, Now I Wish You Were Dead | LJ | FF.net | DA | AO3 | Stan/Kyle, Craig/Tweek | Stan and Kyle own an antiques shop, but their landlord, Craig, wants to put them out of business.
[Written for a contest held by imaginaaation; winner of said contest by popular vote.]
Catalinarian Orations | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle | One morning, Kyle wakes up with a vagina.
Fruits and Birds | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle | Kyle is obsessed with Christmas, and Stan wants to convert to Judaism. What could possibly go wrong?
God Only Knows | Cartman/Kyle, Cartman/Kenny, Cartman/Butters | A South Park/Big Love crossover
Things are Getting Kind of Gross | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny/Eric | for burnawayy, who left the fandom | True, Stan shrieked like a little girl the first time Kyle woke up without any eyes, but Kyle tried not to make fun of the poor guy - if he could have seen his own reflection, he might have shrieked, too.
Liebe Und Krankheit | LJ | FF.net | Kenny/Clyde; Stan/Kyle | Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
Stan Marsh's Love Plants | Stan/Kyle | For Stan and Kyle, the road to adulthood leads through Oregon.
Keep on Doing What You Do / Jerks on the Loose | LJ | FF.net | Kenny/Craig; Stan/Kyle | written for RandomGhostie in the 2010 #sp-artists Secret Santa | Kenny is anything but conventional; Craig is married. These are issues that are best worked out at the school Christmas pageant, yes/no?
- Sequel: The Troubles | AO3 | LJ | Stan/Kyle | written for paramecie | Saturday in the Marsh-Broflovski household.
Subliminal Babywalls [xposted to porn] | LJ | Y!Gal | Stan/Kyle | Kyle wants rimming for his birthday.
Mousefix | Stan/Kyle | On Christmas Eve, a mouse runs across Stan's bedroom floor.
Jew Swap | various, het + slash | Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck.
Walpurgis Night | SPBB.org | AO3 | Stan/Kyle, Craig/Wendy | for spbigbang's SPBB 2012 | After a nuclear attack on the US, Stan decides to rescue Kyle, with whom he's been fighting, from ground zero. Kenny comes along for the ride.
Stanley and the Faun | LJ | AO3 | Stan/Kyle | AU |Once upon a time there lived a faun who had been banished from the village.
Scarlett O'Hara's Coffee Cantata | Stan/Kyle | based on a pic from Noxicosis | for spbigbang's SPRMB 2012 | Kyle dreams of being human.
Welcome to Yogurt Junction | Stan/Kyle | Kyle was loathe to discover that he was worth exactly $12.
It's Not Your Time | SPBB.org | AO3 | Stan/Kyle, Stan/Wendy | for spbigbang's SPBB 2013 | One morning shortly after his 13th birthday, Stan wakes up in his own future..
RIAT prequels:
1/2 You Only Live Twice | Token/Stan, Cartman/Kyle | In his third year at Oxford, 1966-1967, Stanley’s life is at a crossroads. The boy he likes is seeing someone else, his tutor hates his work, and homosexuality is illegal in Britain. Yet a posh, handsome classmate has taken an interest in him; could this be the year Stanley figures out the direction he’s meant to head in? | Prequel to The Rectum is a Tomb
2/2 "Go To The Mirror!" | LJ | AO3 | Stan/Kyle | August 1967 | Prequel to The Rectum is a Tomb.
FTM Kyle fics:
0/3 An Unwillingness | Stan/Kyle [pre-slash] | On a joint trip to Sarasota over fall break, Stan experiences a series of firsts.
1/3 First Settlements | Stan/Kyle | Pretty much it was just like any other Saturday.
2/3 How Am I Different | StanKyle | Stan and Kyle both lose something. Two things, in Kyle's case.
Untitled | Stan/Kyle | Stan and Kyle's car breaks down.
Early Evening, Alamo Placita | Stan/Kyle | Written for a southparkkink prompt: "Stan is a protective father."
That Mormon Bitch Your Son Married | Stan/Kyle, OMC/OFC | Stan and Kyle are literally old grandpas.
Pulling Mussels | Craig/Clyde, Stan/Kyle | When Craig moves back to South Park following a bad breakup, he intends on living a life of solitude. He should have expected that South Park, and its residents, have a way of dragging you back in.
dad fic | tumblr | LJ | Stan/Kyle | Stan's away on business, so diaper duty falls to Kyle | with great illustration from negniahn
Last Holiday Weekend | AO3 | tumblr | Stan just wants to watch the Sherlock special in peace. | Another great negniahn picture included.
First You Get Close, Then You Get Worried | Stan/Kyle, Craig/Clyde | A collection of 11 fics written by request for AU prompts.
Chekhov's Poem | Stan/Kyle | Kyle buys Stan a puppy.
chaptered fics in progress.
The Rectum is a Tomb | LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle (+ many, many others) | R/NC17 | AU: In 1980s London, Stan uses men like Kleenex, drinks, gossips, and pines for Kyle. Little do they know etc etc.
- Prequel: You Only Live Twice | Cartman/Kyle, Token/Stan |In his third year at Oxford, 1966-1967, Stanley's life is at a crossroads.
- Prequel: "Go To The Mirror!" | LJ | AO3 | Stan/Kyle | August 1967.
untitled complete fics written as gifts.
Untitled | Christophe/Kyle | Written for destrokker
Untitled | Stan/Kyle | PG13 | Written for fletset, who asked for S/K with a Yom Kippur theme
For Eishi | Stan/Kyle | PG | Written for eishitz, who asked for the prompt in walks a timid librarian
For Fletset | Stan/Kyle | PG | Written for fletset, who asked for the prompt nightmares
Empreg | Stan/Kyle | PG13 | Written for emzyme
For nhaingen: Clyde X Halfie | Halfie/Clyde | PG13 | Written for negniahn
border militias and whore-offs | Stan/Kyle | PG13 | Written for negniahn
For RandomGhostie: CraigxKenny | Craig/Kenny | PG | Written for RandomGhostie in the 2010 #sp-artists Secret Santa. Complete story here
but | Stan/Kyle, incidentally, but other creepy ones, too | PG13 | Based on this picture by negniahn. Mpreg. | When Stan is 13 he has a horrible teen mom problem and has to go live with his uncle in the woods
drabbles for south park prom | Various pairings, PGish | Drabble requests taken for an event -- multiple characters, pairings, etc.
Mpresent | Stan/Kyle | R-NC17 | written for negniahn | ever more mpreg, never enough
drabble requests for Stanley Cup angst | kyle being a pretentious queer theory major | "something that would deeply upset Trey Parker re: his South Park characters and his sad attempts to prop up his ego with them"
scraps.
Levi Johnston
PG
Showering
Stan/Kyle, PG13
Multiplicty of Craigs
Craig/Mephisto, PG13
Craig and Mephisto break up. What's a scientist with a bunch of cloning equipment to do?
Kyle gets a dick piercing
Stan/Kyle, PG13
Exactly what it sounds like.
Deathfic
Stan/Kyle...ish, G
I don't think SARS can kill you.
nine scraps
Various, G-PG13
What it says on the tin.
little hot dogs
Stan/Kyle, G-PG13
70s fic
Stan/Kyle, various, PG13
Kyle is the queen of disco!
Prom
Kenny/Clyde, Stan/Kyle, PG
St. Rosa and the Swallows, or, Notes on Camp
Stan/Kyle, R
To fulfill a graduation requirement, Stan decides to adapt Sontag's "Notes on Camp" into a musical.
King Sooper
Stan/Kyle, NC17
Kyle babysits
Stan/Kyle, G
Stan and Kyle are in fandom
Stan/Kyle, PG13
Kyle needs an abortion
Stan/Kyle, PG13, mpreg (sort of)
Lesbian commune
Stan/Kyle, Craig/Clyde, Kenny/Butters, R, genderbend
Wendy and Stan are BFFs
Stan/Kyle, PG
Funnel of Love
Stan/Kyle, PG, Stan and Kyle are very atmospheric vampires
Teacher AU
Stan/Kyle, PG, Stan and Kyle are teachers at a high school
Death fic scrap
Stan/Kyle, G, Another scrap about Kyle dying
eating gyros
Stan/Kyle, PG13, special negniahn guest appearance at the end
Hanukkah scrap
Stan/Kyle, PG
Stan and Kyle meet at a bar AU
Stan/Kyle, PG13
two times Kyle was a witch
Stan/Kyle, PG, Bewitched and Hogwarts AUs
Purim AU
PG, literally the Purim story
Holland
Stan and Kyle visit Holland, with art by negniahn
Pulling Mussel sequel
Clyde/Craig, Stan/Kyle, PG
Jimbo babysits
Jimbo/Ned, Baby Stan!
Clyde's birthday
Craig/Clyde
spring fic
Stan/Kyle, East and Passover
porn.
Stan Sluts His Way Through Europe, Stan/Kyle, Stan/OC, NC17; written for emzyme's pornography contest; fic never completed and contest never judged.
Subliminal Babywalls [xposted to works complete]
LJ | Y!Gal, Stan/Kyle, NC17, Kyle wants rimming for his birthday. And a steak.
Docking, Stan/Kyle, NC17; accompanied by a drawing from negniahn