Fic rec
I rarely do this, but I'm not even finished reading this story and I have to rec it. It just has that certain, um ... here's an excerpt:
Stan introduces two new songs, “I’m Not In Love With Him, But He’ll Do Until You Get a Clue” and, “You’re Not Straight, You Just Haven’t Let Me Suck Your Dick Yet.”
“We have officially become the faggiest band on earth.” Cartman groans as he watches Stan and Butters go over the music while Butters flat irons his hair.
“Faggier than Panic! At the Disco getting fucked by all of Warped tour... all of Warped tour for the past five years.” Kenny groans.
“Dude, Butters is the lead singer, what did you expect? Be glad he doesn’t just suck Stan off for the closing number.” Kyle doesn’t look up from his iPod.
Kenny and Cartman just glare Kyle.
Stan introduces two new songs, “I’m Not In Love With Him, But He’ll Do Until You Get a Clue” and, “You’re Not Straight, You Just Haven’t Let Me Suck Your Dick Yet.”
“We have officially become the faggiest band on earth.” Cartman groans as he watches Stan and Butters go over the music while Butters flat irons his hair.
“Faggier than Panic! At the Disco getting fucked by all of Warped tour... all of Warped tour for the past five years.” Kenny groans.
“Dude, Butters is the lead singer, what did you expect? Be glad he doesn’t just suck Stan off for the closing number.” Kyle doesn’t look up from his iPod.
Kenny and Cartman just glare Kyle.