New Puppy
I have a new puppy, a beautiful little white pit bull. Again, NOT allowed naming privileges, so name is "precious". Which is ok, because GOLLUM VOICE!!! *cackles madly* "My Preciiooouusss" Ok, so yes, I knew pits are even MORE hated than rotties, but SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, It is a 20 pound, 5-month old PUPPY not a huge hulking monster with "lockjaws" . And yes, i had someone try to warn me seriously about "locking jaws".... I thought I could no longer be surprised by ignorant fuckwads. They just get more ignorant and more fuck waddier. also, my hair is too long when the puppy steps on it. And hair buns are NOT puppy toys... Also, she SNORES. 